Poodle perm

A perm created by rolling each hair section with extra fine pipe cleaners. Using 3rd degree heat for an exaggerated period of time to set these narrow tunnels in the hair.

“Yo, dawg! Check out that poodle perm on the old bag that drives this old Cadillac and won’t get out that way!”

by BabySisWeeks December 6, 2020

Perm squirts

When you have IBS or diarrhea that smells like a perm

I got perm squirts from taco bell

by Dusty Nutz24 September 26, 2023

perm check

the act of checking one’s surroundings for valuables prior to leaving an area after a smoke sesh

AYO PERM CHECK

by freddie benson September 25, 2021

Permmed

The state of being in the room while two people are fucking (usually one of the two is losing virginity).

Fuck! I've been permmed! My friends Avery and Ashley are fucking right next to me! :(

by Spartanddawgs1 September 24, 2019

Bum perm

The act of twirling your long bum hairs around your fingers thus creating a Permed set of buttocks.

A-Yo that guy's so cool, I wonder if he perms his bum hair?
H-yeah I've got a bum perm and what am outcheaaaaa. Wagwarn zuzzeh
A-woah
Z-.......

by ChayzOnToast August 16, 2017

Pussy Perm

“Pussy perm” - A term of art — specifically used in past era of feminine hygiene where full grown female pubic hair was common practice and the social norm — meaning a redundant unnecessary action which achieves the same in result as was already in existence before occurrence of such action.

A: Did you observe John vacuuming his car’s interior directly after returning from getting a full and incredibly detailed exterior and interior carwash?

B: Yes that is so redundant and unnecessary.
A: Indeed. What he is doing is a total pussy perm.

by EasyEsq December 10, 2022

poodle perm

A permanent wave on a woman where the curls are super tight, resembling a poodle.

The women in the retirement home all have poodle perms and could easily enter the Westminster dog show in the toy division.

by Genwal April 20, 2018