periclit

Uh, so... What did you find attractive about the word 'periclit' to make you look it up on Urban Dictionary? Try searching 'rectum'.

For those who don't know latin, it's perīclitārī, present active infinitive of perīclitor, and means “I risk, endanger”). Boohoo!

I absolutely suck at latin. Haha, periclit! It probably has something to do with secks!

by Esa4 February 1, 2021

Perico

Perico is street slang for Cocaine, Powder, Soft, Clean, Top, Blow. All of the above are all synonyms of Coke.

My Boy by the Checkers Has Some Good ass Perico my G. Te deja Mudo, Tuerto y CALBO pa la pinga

by Markito De Hialeah January 7, 2022

penile hypertrophy

when you beat your weewee too much it go boom and zzzzzz and ooga booga and ding ding ding

wanker: i just achieved penile hypertrophy..
wanker 2: nice

by Nicholas Gur April 10, 2022

Penile Smalliosis

A penis so small that its medically documented and diagnosed

Nick: I just got diagnosed with Penile smalliosis
John: Red has dick problems too, hes so big that I need to push him around in a wheelchair

by mackenziesvirginity July 24, 2022

perell brown

He’s just perell brown

Guy 1 “You know that nigga perell brown”

Guy 2 “Yeah I know him he killed osama bin Laden”

Guy 1 “Ambatufukinnat”

by Nigga you don’t know April 24, 2023

penile trust fail

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PENILE TRUST FALL!

This is the situation where there is a wooka wooka followed by a horrible cracking sound as the member strikes something it was not intended to.

Norbert: Wooka wooka babah….. (CRAAAACK!) Aaaaaaaaggghhhg!

Jimmy: Dangnoodle Nobert you’ve thrust into my diamond plated solar toaster and toothbrush combo set brah. Didja crackawillie?

Norbert: I must never trust thrust again my babah. I must get a fixawillie kit before I bleed out all of my life force.

Jimmy: Bet

See dat boy up in this bitch? He waz all like yo yo yo, but nah he ain’t got no play cuz he pulled a penile trust fail now he’s got a cracked willie.

by Ka05mau5 May 4, 2023

Penile Dysfunction

The disability to produce egg drop soup.

Shit dude I totally have Penile Dysfunction, now I can't make a profit at China Gate.

by jumpshot097 August 15, 2010