Perfaggerate

To procrastinate in a faggy manor.

Why does Mike always have to perfaggerate?
Because he is a bitch.
Ok.

by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010

Perfect Bitch

Usually a white woman (can be other races too) who lives an absolute pristine existence.

Grew up with money.
Works a KILLER job.
Has a hot body and gorgeous features.
Also travels the world.

And everyone hates on her for being the pristine little bitch in this world.

I wish I was a G-d damn perfect bitch!

Being a perfect bitch is more important than anything.

by Pl09 March 16, 2017

Perfect

Fiercely overrated and non-existent.

Nobody's perfect, though many try to be.

by sofilee January 11, 2008

A perfect

When you go for a number 2, wipe your ass and the toilet paper stays practically blank.

Woohoo I just did a perfect!

by olivierparis January 29, 2009

perf

Short for "perfect" in online slang.

Person 1: "Dude, I just saw a guy with a skullet driving an El Camino with three spare tires!"
Person 2: "PERF"

by Cletis October 22, 2003

Perfectest

the state of being perfect, pure perfection

Example 1
"OMGG<33 Nicolas u are the perfectest man on earth!!!"

Example 2
"Dude!! look at Martyna! danmm she is perfectest girl that i've ever seen"

by NikoDonoso March 27, 2010

The Perfect Eight

Specifically for Oxford University due its intense 8-week only terms, and having one club night associated to each day of the week.
Going to the same club (on its designated club night) for each and every week in a term.

"Did you manage the Perfect Eight at Camera last term?"
"No... so close... queue in 8th week was too long, didn't get in fml"

by ht'11 August 29, 2012