The Performance

When you take off your shirt for your girlfriend while FaceTiming

“Yo how was your night last night?”

“Pretty good. Called up the girl, gave her The Performance

by DeezNutz124 May 7, 2020

Performance aftershock

The phenomenon that occurs after a play or stage performance where the actor/actress will say lines from said play for the next week or so in normal conversation inadvertently or by accident.

"how did the date go?"
"** i don't know she did get alot of laughs.**"
"what?"
"Sorry i have performance aftershock, i made her laugh, she liked that."

by spiderserna December 26, 2011

bug fixes and performance improvements

What you write when you release an update for a piece of software, but are too lazy to make a proper changelog.

What's new in this version:
Bug fixes and performance improvements

by Sum-Yung-Gai January 26, 2023

best 4th gen performer

a term used to describe k-pop boy group, ateez, member ‘san’.

person 1 : oh my gosh, did you see san’s halazia fancam??
person 2 : of course i did, he truly is the best 4th gen performer, his facial expressions are out of this world!!
person 3 : FOR REAL🤩

by sansfiance February 2, 2023

Performance Jitters

It's a case of the jitters (usually to men) right after sex usually when full of testosterone

My boyfriend fucked me hard as fuck last night, and after I noticed he had managed to get performance jitters after he came inside me.

by Sh4d0w_Antrax1 February 22, 2023

Processor Performance

The speed of your CPU in your PC, laptop, or workstation. This is never written out in full and is always abbreviated as "pp."

Guy with massive Processor Performance: I have a huge pp.
Guy with tiny Processor Performance: I wish my pp was that large.

by ledskof November 14, 2023

Weaver Academy for the Performing and Visual Arts

Weaver Academy is a performing and visual arts school, and is known for their high standards and weird students. A typical day at weaver involves math teachers using tampon strings as rulers, the practice room monster, trying to poop while random girls are vaping in the bathroom, having fun in your PVA, and homework. Weaver is a pretty fun place, you can typically expect an 18 year old in guitar to flirt with underclassman, a freshman in theater singing in the hallways, or the emo kids being emo. People at this school either listen to taylor swift or deftones, there’s no in between. Overall, Weaver is alright.

Do you go Weaver Academy for the Performing and Visual Arts?
Yeah, I’m not gay though

by Weavergoer69 November 19, 2023