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Pencil Slammer 

After completing any sort of written test, specifically a standardized test when many others are in the room, this person will slam their pencil down upon completion of the test to let everyone else know that they have finished.

A pencil slammer does not care how much time is left to take the test or how many others are still testing; they must make sure the entire room knows that they have finished.
The intention of a pencil slammer is to try and feel smarter than everyone else in the room regardless of personal intellect. They are usually either the smartest little suck up in the class or the fuck-up in the back of the class who has failed 3 times.
Quinn, don’t be a pencil slammer. We all know your incompetent little brain could barely even fathom the difficulty of that psychology test, and even though you finished early you probably still failed anyway.

I was taking my time on the SAT and only had a few questions left when the prissy little bitch next to me didn't even finish the last word before slamming it down. Fuck you, pencil slammer!
Pencil Slammer by ayeeeee..... November 7, 2010
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Pencil of doom 

The Pencil of Doom, short PoD or Pencil of mass destruction, is an extremely powerful super weapon featured in Hitler Untergang Parodies and is owned by Adolf Hitler. In order to use it, Hitler smashes it on his target or on a map of Berlin. A gigantic explosion is able to destroy almost anything.

Even Fegelein can be seriously harmed by the PoD, however he's fast enough to dodge most of Hitler's attacks.

Burgdorf always warns Hitler to use the weapon due to the unpredictable results.

The disadvantage of this weapon: Raged Hitler often uses it inside the Bunker, which results into the Bunker being blown up.
Hitler: FEGELEIN!!! Finally I found you antic pisser! Taste my pencil of doom, fucker!
*smash*
Fegelein (dodges): Wie bitte?
Pencil of doom by FLEGELEIN!!!! March 10, 2017

Pencil Lead 

Reference to a one having a stiff, hard penis. A hard on. A binder. A stiff jimmy.
Braaaahhh I got pencil lead going right now. How about a hand?

She was grinding her booty in my and it was instant pencil lead.

Pencil Presser

A person who has anxious tendencies to the point where they carry a lot of tension when they write causing them to frequently press down and chip the tips of their pencil. They feel like they hold the weight of the world on their shoulders, and it makes them anxious, nervous, and on edge during their daily life. Their handwriting is usually dark and focused as they try to stay calm while writing, but can't bear to relax.
Stop freaking about nothing Syndey you being such a pencil presser.
Pencil Presser by kayliHkitkat November 22, 2020

Pencil Sharpener 

A sexual activity in which one man's penis enters through another mans ass and the other man's penis is spun around in a clockwise motion, similar to the hand crank on a pencil sharpener.
Chris was delighted to perform the pencil sharpener with Rajon.
Pencil Sharpener by ArethasUrethra February 24, 2013

Pencil Case 

A sexual act in which many penises are inserted into the vagina.
I got a pencil case last night and now my zip is sore.
Pencil Case by yoyostring March 6, 2011

pencil-bone 

vb; to write over written text so much that the original writing becomes illegible; results include difficulty reading a book or paper because someone else's handwriting is dominating a typed page; pens are not excluded, but pencils are much more dramatic.
"My English teacher was aggressive with my essay; he totally pencil-boned my rough draft."

"I know I asked you to write some notes in your music, but next time don't pencil-bone it; it's almost impossible to play now."
pencil-bone by Steven Sparkman July 30, 2008