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Patrick

patrick isn’t the hottest boy in school however that doesn’t stop him from getting all the girls. he’s funny and easy to confide in. if you tell him a secret he’ll keep it no matter what. He’s smart but he keeps this low key. he’s extremely popular due to his amazing social skills and he’s sure to be seen at every party.
girl 1- “you know patrick?”
girl 2- “of course i do he’s so funny
by tylerfine105 May 1, 2019
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Has a dark past, but hides it very well. Doesnt open up to anyone about anything very often at all. When he truly loves someone the love runs deeper than anyone else's, he would do anything for that person. He's the best person you will ever meet
He's such a patrick!!
by Paperboat123 March 14, 2023
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Patrick is awesome
by BDE999 February 20, 2022
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A man that calls bullshit to this post that Austin has beautiful eyes. Your eyes are average at best, mother fucker.
Eat shit, bud. Love, Patrick.
by Jebus42 October 21, 2019
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So in spongebob there is a dumb star his name is Patrick he does the dumbest things it makes me so mad like why does he have to be so dumb he's dummber than dora the explorer
Patrick is dumb
by That.one.girl.lolllll January 7, 2021
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Term used to describe someone with the smallest dick in the world. A short, white incel who sits at home all day and plays League Of Legends behind his $14000 Sailor Moon PC that his mom bought him, along with a body pillow of Ochako Uraraka that he spoons every night. If a Patrick is exposed to sunlight, it’s rumored that they will spontaneously combust.
“Oh Judy, what a nice house you have” - Kathy
“Thanks Kathy” - Judy
“I can’t help but notice that smell though, I hope it’s not the thanksgiving turkey, it’s putrid” - Kathy
“Oh that’s My son Patrick, don’t mind the loud groans, him and his body pillow must be having some fun” - Judy
What the fuck” - Kathy
by AvidPatrickHater November 23, 2021
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Will Patrick

Will Patrick sucked my penis for a packet of shapes
by Purple dick boy June 9, 2020
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