Pastelzinho is the best girlfriend ever. She's the most beautiful and gorgeous woman in the whole world. She's super ultra mega cute, sexy and attractive. She's literally a goddess, more specifically Puppyzinho's goddess. She truly deserves all the love and attention from her Puppy, also known as her boyfriend. He's with no doubt the luckiest man in the world. Pastelzinho loves to embrace her femininity, use shmakeup and wear cute dresses. She's Puppyzinho's little raccoon. She's goth, witchy, loves bees, animals and is super in touch with nature. She's the most precious being in the entire world. Pastelzinho truly is the meaning of every possible definition of perfection.
Puppyzinho: Pastelzinho, seeing you like this… my blood boils.
Pastelzinho: As does mine.
Puppyzinho: This wheel of pain.
Pastelzinho: Our wheel.
Puppyzinho: To live without you… only that would be torture.
Pastelzinho: A day alone… only that would be death.
Pastelzinho: As does mine.
Puppyzinho: This wheel of pain.
Pastelzinho: Our wheel.
Puppyzinho: To live without you… only that would be torture.
Pastelzinho: A day alone… only that would be death.
by petthewolves August 12, 2024
Get the Pastelzinho mug.Pastelzinho is the best girlfriend ever. She's the most beautiful and gorgeous woman in the whole world. She's super ultra mega cute, sexy and attractive. She's literally a goddess, more specifically Puppyzinho's goddess. She truly deserves all the love and attention from her Puppy, also known as her boyfriend. He's with no doubt the luckiest man in the world. Pastelzinho loves to embrace her femininity, use shmakeup and wear cute dresses. She's Puppyzinho's little raccoon. She's goth, witchy, loves bees, animals and is super in touch with nature. She's the most precious being in the entire world. Pastelzinho truly is the meaning of every possible definition of perfection.
Puppyzinho: Look at her, I would die for her, I would kill for her, either way… what bliss. Unhappy darling?
Pastelzinho: Oh yes... yes, completely.
Puppyzinho: How long has it been since we've waltzed?
Pastelzinho: Oh Puppyzinho… hours.
Puppyzinho: Pastelzinho, seeing you like this… my blood boils.
Pastelzinho: As does mine.
Puppyzinho: This wheel of pain.
Pastelzinho: Our wheel.
Puppyzinho: To live without you… only that would be torture.
Pastelzinho: A day alone… only that would be death.
Pastelzinho: Oh yes... yes, completely.
Puppyzinho: How long has it been since we've waltzed?
Pastelzinho: Oh Puppyzinho… hours.
Puppyzinho: Pastelzinho, seeing you like this… my blood boils.
Pastelzinho: As does mine.
Puppyzinho: This wheel of pain.
Pastelzinho: Our wheel.
Puppyzinho: To live without you… only that would be torture.
Pastelzinho: A day alone… only that would be death.
by petthewolves January 27, 2024
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a way to describe two people who's personalities "match", or blend well together, especially in a romantic context. two people who are pastel together may have fluid conversations and make jokes that work well together, or in other words, "blend into a gradient."
"did you see her and her crush the other day? they were acting, like, so pastel together. they were finishing each other's jokes and everything."
by orangejuiceorangejuice June 30, 2024
Get the pastel mug.When you get a lyric wrong in a way that it's so wrong you almost had to apply effort to be that wrong. Origin: Josh sang "pastetitic hopistition" instead of "pathetic harmless victims" to Slayer's song Angel of Death, making up his own language to get the lyrics that wrong. Now we want to share this useful, fun phrase with the world.
"Dude, the lyric is 'pathetic, harmless victims!' You just pastetic hopistitioned.
"Did you just sing 'easy sea bag' instead of 'ease the seat back' to Van Halen's Panama? I'm calling a pastetic hopistition."
"Did you just sing 'easy sea bag' instead of 'ease the seat back' to Van Halen's Panama? I'm calling a pastetic hopistition."
by Mick IX July 7, 2025
Get the pastetic hopistition mug.When you get a lyric wrong in a way that it's so wrong you almost had to apply effort to be that wrong. Origin: Josh sang "pastetitic hopistition" instead of "pathetic harmless victims" to Slayer's song Angel of Death, making up his own language to get the lyrics that wrong. Now we want to share this useful, fun phrase with the world.
"Dude, the lyric is 'pathetic, harmless victims!' You just pastetic hopistitioned.
"Did you just sing 'easy sea bag' instead of 'ease the seat back' to Van Halen's Panama? I'm calling a pastetic hopistition."
"Did you just sing 'easy sea bag' instead of 'ease the seat back' to Van Halen's Panama? I'm calling a pastetic hopistition."
by Mick IX July 7, 2025
Get the pastetic hopistition mug.Nice cake in spanish. Used to say to a Spanish girl that they have a nice booty. It is commonly used in England as the British are messed up demons of nature and do not actually like to drink tea or have a posh accent but just say to old ladies they have nice cake
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