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pornography

I will now go and look at/watch/view pornography.
by Noodles February 19, 2003
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pornography

To draw penises on an object or person, or add to a drawing to make it appear as a penis.
"Dude, you just pornographied my binder! Stop trying to pornography everyone's stuff."

Cock Rocket
by JLDC May 27, 2010
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Second-Hand Pornography

The noise and/or images experienced by unwilling persons while another person is watching or listening to pornographic material. This refers to only audio/video recordings and/or pictures, not the sights/sounds experienced from actual live sex acts.
Dude, you've got to get a girlfriend, all the second-hand porn is making me sick!
by Superstud July 20, 2005
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paragraphical

Yes that last email subject line was paragraphical
by GM-Analyst-Lover October 23, 2011
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Pennsylvania Pornographic Surprise

Conditions/preceding events:
A Male lives at home with his parents
He proceeds to lock himself in his room to watch porn
The porn is turned up to a high decibel
The parents then begin to wonder what the heck is happening in their son's bedroom
While masturbating to the loud porn the male does not hear the initial light tap on his door so he continues to enjoy the pleasures of youporn. The tapping increases to a banging at which point the male is at his vinegar strokes and can't stop to answer the door. The parents have been growing impatient and somehow unlock the door, barging in on the male with his pants down, in a culminating climax (pun intended) in which the shocked male screams and ejaculates on all parties involved. When finished all the ashamed male can think to say is a sheepish, "Surprise?!"
teenager: Man my parents are always making me do shit I don't want to do, I really want to get back at them.

teacher: Yea parents are like that. They only want whats best for you. Have you tried giving them the Pennsylvania Pornographic Surprise lately?
by RedDan69 February 28, 2011
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Pornography

Something that only fat guys with no sexual watch
damn fatass wacthes pornography everyday because he cant get any
by jahoovana March 16, 2008
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Paragraphitis

A condition when you don't feel like reading anything that does not have multiple paragraphs or the paragraphs are ridiculously long.
I'm not reading this, I have a severe case Paragraphitis. Could you change it up, please?
by MrTriangulum February 7, 2010
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