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Parallel Parked

The instance when you are head-on approaching someone for a hug, and they surprisingly turn their body at the last second... Thus, resulting in the most awkward sidehug known to man.
Sally: How did the date end?

Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.
by MizzM. December 5, 2011
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parallelogramming

- When two things are parallel but not perpendicular with another thing.
- How to describe any engineering phenomenon.
Uh oh, Libby said "parallelogramming" again, take a shot!
by bestengineerever December 17, 2017
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Parallel Park

The Parallel Park is an intimate move used to initiate the Spoon technique.

It can be applied when one unsuspecting individual is casually lying on their side, forming a typical "big spoon" orientation. The other individual commences the Parallel Park by asserting themselves (consensually) as the "little spoon" through various methods such as simply sliding in smoothly or more energetically. Typically used in romantic relationships.
"Bro I was just chilling on the couch watching a fish documentary on my phone when my girlfriend parallel parked me since she wanted to watch too"
by btw soma May 16, 2021
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Strategic Paraplegic

Having someone closer than you to something you want and then pretending to be conveniently immobile so that they will get it for you.
Vince becomes a strategic paraplegic when the remote is too far away.
by Vince October 6, 2008
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parallel parking

what an asian driver just cant do, they should start a new reality show about this. they can build em but cant drive em
hey check this sorry ass drivers attempt at parallel parking
by douglas epley November 26, 2006
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prablem

"Dude my dick got caught in the door"
"Wow that's a serious Prablem"
"what the fuck did you say?"
by The_Ricktator August 14, 2014
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Paraplegic penile mask

The unique act of recieving an adequate, pleasurable sucking feeling around the shaft of one's unit. However, the catch is one must be voluntarily in and or confined to a wheelchair while using an oxygen mask.
Baby tooth heishman recieved his underage, and then proceeded to reveive a paraplegic penile mask from the 64 year old woman in the holding cell.
by The Closet Scoundrel May 5, 2010
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