Paetus

Someone who has a petus

“Yo have you heard of Paetus?”
“No who’s Paetus?”

“Oh he’s that dude over there with a petus”

by Cremp January 19, 2021

paetau

The most attractive, handsome, intelligent, inspiring, athletic, women’s friend, Fokin’ champion.

Girl #1: Wow look at that fokin’ champion, I want his big cock inside of me.

Girl 2#: That’s Paetau!! I swear, he is my background on my iPhone, he is just the definition of a perfect human being.

Girl 3#: He is literally a god, I mean... look at him! GODLY!

Pautau: Hey bitches, get in line, I’ve got bitches to satisfy me everyday, for the next 246 years.

by Nickdude27 February 13, 2021

Pake

The act of throwing someone on the ground as a sign of friendship.

Current tense-
Pakeing

Past tense-
Paked

"jessie pakes me a lot that's how I know she likes me"

by A Spade August 19, 2022

Packetlicker

The word used when describing KFC-people

Person 1: “hey we’re missing out McNuggets”
Person 2: “they must’ve hit a lick”
Person 1: “gahdamn packetlickers👨🏿 🌾”

by TheOriginalPacketlicker June 2, 2023

wank packet

A former vessel of snack goods such as 'chips' or Haribo which has been emptied and substituted for tissue roll or a condom in the event of an untimely 'free' wank.
Typically made of plastic. Often the corners are torn to allow more room to aim the wank.

"You're a wank packet."

by wordcount September 8, 2014

twinkie packet

A man who is incapable of using a condom properly, it ends up spitting. (insult)

Look at you! Your dad is a Twinkie packet, you're a mistake!

by Jacob Marley April 10, 2017

Daniel Pagett

Daniel Pagett is a boy from donemana who loves to play video games. We’ve recently found out that he lives in a caravan and sleeps with a dead dog. He loves milk.

Daniel Pagett is the goat
Daniel Pagett likes boys
Daniel Pagett is a culchie

by Daniel Pagett’s left testicle July 6, 2023