implementation packet

A tool used to control and torture unsuspecting college graduates with degrees in technical fields. Long term exposure causes uncontrollable outbursts of the word "Alrighty".

New Analyst: "Holy shit! That guys butt started bleeding!"
Seasoned Analyst: "Don't worry about it. He's just been working on an implementation packet."

by Johnathan Burbridge September 4, 2007

Volcano packet

When you rip off the tip of a man’s penis and watch the blood spurt out

“Wow, bro I can’t believe she volcano packeted you!”

“Yeah man, she ripped it clean off”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Took The Fag Out The Packet

When a homosexual male comes out of the closet.

Did you Barnabas finally took the fag out the packet today.

by Someone who doesn't know you October 8, 2010

Packet

The fuel of a human being whom is named Alfie.

He cannot function without it

Yooo Alfie's breaking down!!
Quick get him some packet!!!!!!!!!!!!

by LocalGeary January 5, 2022

Slag Packet

derogatory term for a female sexual organ that is considered loose and/or in need of packing material.

1. The town bike has a right slag packet.

2. You are such a slag packet.

3. I'll put it up your slag packet.

by do_it_good April 11, 2011

Packet Bro

A Man who sells himself for drugs,
Who will do anything just to get his fix..

Hey you know that dude over there,
Well he is a "Packet Bro"
He sells Himself Sexually to Female Drug Dealers...

by Packety2023 April 16, 2024

friggen packet yo

friggen packet yo, isnt just a word its a feeling. when i look at the sunset i think "friggen packet yo" or when i see a beautiful blue sea the only thing to cross my mind is "friggen packet yo"

some people dont learn like that, you gotta get up and teach them in stead of handing them a friggen packet yo!

by friggen packet yo January 21, 2025