Puma

A woman 10-19 years your senior for whom you find attractive.

Selma Hayek is such a puma, I’d love to play some just the tip with her

by JHatch February 25, 2024

Puma

Puma is a brand which is an abbreviation of Penis Up My Arse which is why many British youngsters, male and female enjoy wearing the clothing proudly to represent their inner nature. It is pronounced Puh-mah not poo man which many people end up mistaking.

Chav 1: man just copped a puma hoodie for 40 quid!
Chav 2: ite g man I’ll buy it off you for a tenner!
Chav 1: sure day 1 my man! Penis up my arse for life, both of us!

by Mike Oxverylong December 29, 2019

Puma

A woman who is both petite, and still considereal a milf.

Dude, she is fine!

I know, she's puma.

by The_wendigo January 18, 2022

puma ninja

a hot chick with ninja like moves and the sexual prowlness of a puma

dude you see that puma over there? you mean the one standing right behind you.. whoah! puma ninja

by redickulos May 15, 2011

Puma Bear

a puma so fat it looks like a bear.

I would say run, but that puma bear is to fat to do anything

by bunn1ey April 8, 2022

Puma (Liquid Energy)

A drink of epic proportions consisting of a massive bowl or container filled with 1 type of every energy drink in a given gas station or quickmart spiked with Caffeine pills. WARNING: If this is your first or second time trying Puma YOU ARE A LOT MORE TIRED THAN YOU REALIZE DO NOT FUCKING DRIVE I WARN YOU NOW!!!

I drank some fucking awesome Puma (Liquid Energy) last night and was able to stay up so I got laid 3 extra times. PUMA!

by Unsaidpaper July 13, 2011

Paramour Puma

Paramour Puma: noun; a younger female lover, especially the illicit partner of a married person.

That girl ain’t nothing but a Paramour Puma!

The younger version of the “Cougars” are the Paramour Pumas! Those young women like the older men!

Added by: Brandon Matson

by Brandon Matson aka Bboutit November 16, 2023