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Puma

I’m a ma and when I walk by people say p-u. So I thought if I wore Pumas they would say hey nice kicks and not notice the bo. It’s working!
The new Puma ads are sick!
by BeStill December 2, 2019
mugGet the Pumamug.

Puma

A sexy 30 something single mom that’s tatted and pierced
She’s such a puma rawr
by Skorpio94 October 19, 2022
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Puma

A woman 10-19 years your senior for whom you find attractive.
Selma Hayek is such a puma, I’d love to play some just the tip with her
by JHatch February 25, 2024
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Puma Bear

a puma so fat it looks like a bear.
I would say run, but that puma bear is to fat to do anything
by bunn1ey April 8, 2022
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Pink Puma

A mature, promiscuous trans woman. Analogous to the Cougar but with more sub species;
I.e. a lavender leopard.
The Pink Puma is the most experienced hunter, having gained much strength in the fight to achieve her position is this harsh environment.
Here we see one R. R. Hrafn stalking her prey in the comments section.
UwU; I hope she catches me.
by TracyGR October 10, 2022
mugGet the Pink Pumamug.

PUMA MANA 12

A Kid On Xbox That Plays Minecraft For A Living.
PUMA MANA 12 Plays Minecraft To Much.
by Puma Mana 12 August 21, 2017
mugGet the PUMA MANA 12mug.

Pee up my ass PUMA

Acronym from the mid eighties. Along the lines of PONTIAC ( poor old nigga thinks its a Cadillac), Ford ( flip over read directions, found on road dead) or MOPAR ( my old pig ain't running). That's what you get when you have a bunch of bored fifth graders.
He tried to puma her, but she wouldn't allow it.
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA
by Synaptic Shock July 11, 2019
mugGet the Pee up my ass PUMAmug.

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