up them poles

To pull out, or raise ones firearms. As either a threat or with the intent to kill.

if they aint got that money, we up them poles

by SexualDemon July 26, 2016

I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on

Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.

Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)

by Al_000 May 27, 2023

pole dancer

one who partakes in pole dancing; usually women who wear some sort of skimpy clothing making various postures around a verticle pole

I became a pole dancer so that I can tone my body!

by rolex bim October 1, 2004

Pole Smoker

A man who cannot withstand the urge to smoke another mans penis violently

Luke Phelan that dirty dirty pole smoker

by Ice Berg Slim June 24, 2010

alaskan ski pole

When a girl (or guy) takes a nice solid shit, puts it in the freezer, and then once frozen, uses it as a dildo.

Dude, i heard Jessica made an alaskan ski pole and used it on Laura last night.

by Sean Payton May 13, 2008

Pole carnie

a stripper, pole dancer, or any other form of public adult entertainer.

Mark: I took that chick home last night?
Tom: The Pole Carnie from Heartbreakers?
Mark: Hey, she is trying to pay her way through college.

Hey dude, we are gonna go check out the Pole Carnies at the Ritz.

stripper

by Worlemw January 26, 2011

prolest

1. To protect from molestation.
2. To molest someone to protect them.
3. To protect someone as though it looks like molesting them.

1. I must prolest you from that vengeful hooker.
2. You paid in full, therefore, I must prolest you.
3. I didn't mean to prolest you the other day.

by Durran November 17, 2004