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Prison Taffy

Several guys stand in a circle around a Jolly Rancher or other hard candy. They all begin to jerk off, ejactulating onto the candy. The last person to cum, consequently, has to eat the soiled sweet.
Tony was secretly delighted when he was last to cu. and had to eat the prison taffy
by Melvin Lentz July 29, 2023
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prison pussy

A "prison pussy" is a configuration of facial hair which surrounds a man's mouth (also known as a "goatee"). This ironic term is intended to insult a man who thinks his well-trimmed facial hair makes him look tough. The overt implication of the term is that men in prison would use his mouth like a vagina. This insult is especially powerful when it is spoken by a woman.
Do you know that guy John? He's a white guy, about 6 feet tall, with a prison pussy.
by ~jasonc July 7, 2006
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prison blues

Description of the state-issued clothing worn by California inmates, but it’s true meaning is entirely less literal.
Man, I got the prison blues and I got ‘em pretty bad.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019
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prison dog

Slang for a man who’s been incarcerated for so long he begins to do things like mark territory on the yard and ravenously wolf down other people’s food when they’re not looking.
That prison dog took a big dump on the track the other day wearing this wide, weird canine smile!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2020
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Prison Eyes

The cold hard glare and general shifty-eyed mannerisms of one who has been behind bars.
"Watch that guy, he's got some crazy Prison Eyes"
by Tickles August 25, 2006
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Prison Wife

An inmate who befriends a fellow prisoner, performing the duties normally expected of a wife (yes, that as well). This is normally in exchange for protection or just to avoid being passed around the other prisoners like a box of chocolates.
‘Wives’ must defer to their men. They are expected to do domestic work, for instance keeping the cell tidy and making their ‘man’ tea. Most importantly, they are expected to be constantly available to their ‘husbands’ for sex.
by MarcGJ May 21, 2004
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prison mustache

The "prison mustache", as popularized by members of the Aryan Brotherhood prison gang is an exaggerated version of the Handlebar Mustache. The ends of the "handlebars" are allowed to grow very thick and bushy. It somewhat resembles a long, thick goatee beard with the point of the chin shaved.
That guy is definitely an ex-con. Look at his prison mustache and his Nazi Low Rider tats.
by sparkhammer November 10, 2010
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