premature posting

To accidentally post a reply/comment before finishing your thought, leading to subsequent additional posts to explain the oddness of the original incomplete partial, or premature post.

Cathy: "I saw that scary movie last night, it was as creepy as you said it would be."
Terry: "I never saw anything
Cathy: ??
Terry: "so scary in my life, gaaaah!!! sorry I'm always premature posting!"
Cathy: "yeah I do that all the time."

by catherineroxit October 1, 2010

Just Posting it.

A term used when someone is fucking the dog or does not want to do work.

Hey , what are you doing today? Just posting it.

by UNKNOWN411 October 16, 2012

Uber-posting

People who over post on social media to the point of being unfollowed or unfriended.

Uber-posting endlessly finally made me unfollow him.

by Smith Words June 2, 2014

show posting

A "show posting" occurs when you have secured a new job with the recruiting manager and then the organizations, kicks off the "job posting!, but you know the corporate process is bullshit as you have already secure the position, it is a facade, only a show to check the "corporate process" checkbox.

A friend knows a VP on Bank of America, who could offer you a management position talk to her to secure the job and the she will complete the "show posting" corporate process

by Corporate_Job March 11, 2015

power posting

Synonymous with spam, it is the posting of multiple messages in a short succession. It is usually done to gain certain privileges that require a certain amount of posts to gain, or to simply boost one's post count to make them seem like they're a more experienced user (although this is usually not the case with people who power post)

Person 1: *new thread* "OMG hi guys!!!"
Person 1: *repeats the above about 500 times*
Person 2: "I think Person 1 might be power posting."

by occultTempest October 18, 2015

sleep-posting

When you so tired you don't even realize what you posted then past out

I'm a big fat terd and told my aunt that I was sleep-posting in Facebook

by Crazy_kubach July 22, 2016

roast posting

An Internet webpage or forum created soley for the discussion of Roasts. As this is an incessant need in our modern society.

I could watch The Roast of Bob Seeger...but I'd rather post about roasting Bob's Seeger.
Thanks Roast Posting. :)

by Godkat January 20, 2018