Platyratpusstritch

A 50 feet tall whore, who walks around creepin' on every guy that she see's, even though she is ugly as fuck & they all run away scared, or hit it & quit it! They usually travel in packs, but recently one left the pack & is now residing in willis, texas preying on the boys there, that are most likely out of her league. The Platyratpusstritch was originally from austrailia, & are hunted by the bohse's, Bohse's are the baddest bitches in the world, & no one would dare mess with them, but anyways, Platyratpusstritches are PUSSYS, they wont say shit, or stand up for there selves, because they are just that damn ugly!

" Damn kylie, that ugly Platyratpusstritch is talking shit again, call up the bohse's lets handle it"

"Courtney, do you see that Platyratpusstritch over there!? i feel sick she's so uglyy!"

" Ugh, kylie i feel sick, i better look at a Platyratpusstritch so i can throw up!"

"Oh my god courtney, look at that Platyratpusstritch, its just so big"

by ThaBohse December 27, 2011

ahhh pery the platypus

ahhh perry the platypus you have fallen into my trap by reading this in my voice and now i will rule over the tri state area

ahhh pery the platypus is a common quote told by doofinshmirts

by zcxvbmnadsfhgjklqwretyiuop April 16, 2021

platanaso

To hit or to get hit over the head with a platano(plantain)

Oye! Sige jodiendo y te voy a da un platanaso!

by Platanero 5 thouz-end June 26, 2009

Platelingus

plate-a-lingus noun

The act of licking one's plate clean, to complete and utter satisfaction - often with a great degree of sensuality.

The most intimate form of completing a meal - to lick the entire plate free of all deliciousness.

The pot roast was so delicious, John engaged in platelingus to lap up the remaining gravy.

Dude, this homemade BBQ sauce is gonna get some platelingus after I finish these ribs.

by Nails11 July 7, 2011

plat5k

The most influential artist to date, no one ever compares Picasso couldn’t even live up to this pioneer of the modern artistic world

Whose the best artist of this time? - plat5k obviously have you seen their use of colour and knowledge of human anatomy?

by Chronicshit February 19, 2022

Slippery Plate

When a dumbass drops something and, instead of admitting they were at fault, claims that the plate was slippery and that is why their food is now on the floor.

It's not my fault that i dropped the funnel cake, they put it on one of them slippery plates.

by krustmachine December 20, 2010

Bermuda Platform

An undersea platform containing the island of Bermuda which is similar to the Grand Bahamas Bank, Cay Sal Bank, and Bahariterra Bank

We're robbing the Bermuda Platform of it's coral.

by Island Brooio May 20, 2022