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Plastic Bitch

A bitch, hag, whore, slut, generally-bitchy-female, dressed in the most revealing, plasticly shiny clothing, and composed of no less than 86.325% make up.
"Man, Lauren is such a Plastic Bitch!"
by Dhulliath March 14, 2006
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plastic spastic

A girl who is fake i.e. wears lots of make-up and is a real fucking bitch who thinks shes the best and so popular. Usually dumb and 99% fake.
plastic spastic 1: hey babe

plastic spatic 2: hey hunni, omg i dont think im wearing enough fake tan and make-up im only wearing like 4 layers or make-up

plastic spastic 1: yeah babes, omg did i tell you that i fucked that guy the other day?

plastic spastic 2: omg yeah haha *flicks fake hair*
by lilly.x March 19, 2012
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plastic pig

Term for a Reliant Robin, small 3 wheeled car/van made from GRP in Tamworth. Made famous as the transport for del boy in the TV show only fools and horses. Very slow and has a tendency to roll over when cornering. Used as a term of abuse for any slow or crap car. See also metrocab.
Bloke: "Why were you so late?"
Another bloke: "Coz i was stuck behind a plastic pig all the way up the M42
by oracle August 19, 2004
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plastic cup party

A "cool party" in which faggots get together with their "friends" and partake in drinking alcohol (or fucking coors light) from plastic cups and take many pictures of themselves posing with the cups to then later upload to facebook to show everyone how fucking cool they are.
"YOOO bro! i was so wasted last night at matt's house... i mean you can clearly see from all the facebook pix!! i don't even remember it!"

"i guess that faggot was at a plastic cup party last night"
by Skate Jibbergoon Bitch August 5, 2009
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plastic wrap

Shit, bitch. I ain't got no condoms so I'll use this plastic wrap.
by Arkeroen April 21, 2003
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plastic

Kylie Jenner is filled with more plastic than the sea
by notsoclassykissassy June 28, 2020
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Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings

Slang phrase for sexual intercourse, made famous by LL Cool J on 14 Shots To The Dome
The act of making love is....pink cookies in a plastic bag getting crushed by buildings
by Doggysoft August 20, 2006
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