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PB and J

When giving a person a hand job and anally fisting them and they ejaculate in your hand. You then pull your hand out of their ass. Now with one hand covered in semen and the other covered in fecal matter, you slap them together to mix the mess on both hands. Finally, with your hands still together, you thrust them up the persons ass as fast and deep as you can.
Person 1: Dude this guy gave me a PB and J last night.

Person 2: That is disgusting...
by Ewikkkkkkkkkkk May 9, 2009
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PB^3G

Pronounced P B-cubed G.
Partially-burnt, buttered band geek - used to describe band geeks during marching season, when they have those oh-so-lovely band tans and lightened hair due to being outside so long
also Partially-burnt, buttered band groupie - used to describe that person who hangs out with the band a lot but isn't actually part of the band yet still has the same features as above
(sometimes misheard as BBQ'd G)
Band Geek: Look at my smexy marching tan!
non-Band Geek: You're such a PB^3G.

non-Band Geek 1: Why does he look like the other band kids? He's not even in band!
non-Band Geek 2: He's a PB^3G.
by cdubyouknow January 19, 2011
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PBS

A POS channel with POS shows like Barney, Teletubbies, Clifford, Dragon Tales, blah blah blah.
by DeadCrunkAsCanBe September 27, 2003
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PB & J

Stands for "Pam Beesley and Jim" - As seen on "The Office" (2007) Season Premiere.
PB & J are so cute together!
by Conexion October 11, 2007
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PB&J

One of the cutest slash pairings in homestuck. It is Gamzee and Tavros. it's called PB&J because Gamzee has purple blood, and Tavros has brown.
"Ohmygosh. This PB&J fanart is the BEST."
by Stuckie444444444 September 3, 2012
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pbs kids

Granola Cartoon Network. If you grew up watching PBS kids your from somewhere like Chicago Land or the Bay Area, you definitely had a vegetable garden, and your stay at home mom or dad would walk you to elementary school with a nature valley bar and annie’s gummies packed in a re-useable snack pack.
-what was you’re favorite show when u were little?
~hmm i loved the dinosaur train, idk if u know it
-never heard of it
~ yea i watched pbs kids growing up
-oh, yep that explains a lot. i bet ur parents didn’t let u watch sponge bob either.
by K:D April 17, 2021
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PB&J

A gay threesome. PB&J meaning Penis, Butt, and Jizz.

Also an overrated sandwich that is easily outclassed by lunchmeat.
John put the P in Tim's B, and Dave started to J all over them, completing the PB&J sandwich.
by DildoOfDarkness October 14, 2016
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