Rock-Pissing Dump Truck

A “Rock-Pissing Trump Truck” is a very large dump truck FULL of rocks, and the rocks are pissing out all over your vehicle. These rocks are chipping the paint and hitting the windshield. And the truck has the nerve to post a sign saying “not responsible for any damage” and “stay back 200 feet”.

Rusty was so angry at the “Rock-Pissing Dump Truck” ahead of him. He pushed the gas pedal to the floor and went 85 mph to pass it!

by Julesheart March 6, 2023

pissing in the wind

Doing something completely pointless which has absolutely no chance of working or being in any way effective.

Trying to fix this fridge with a screwdriver I might as well be pissing in the wind!

by Jotinmick April 24, 2016

wall pissing

Facebook comments written by a girl on her boyfriend's wall to let other girls know he's taken or to mark her territory. This may start a wall pissing war between two or more girls who like the same guy.

I'm having a wall pissing war with some chick named Dawn on Tyler's Facebook wall. I commented that I can't wait for our Las Vegas trip.

She commented right after: last night was sooo much fun ;-)

OMG! Who the hell is this bitch?!? My next comment will be: Don't forget to bring a bottle of wine tomorrow night. I'm cooking up something special...muah!

by cahoimhe May 26, 2010

Passenger Brake

The passenger brake is the nonexistant brake pedal located on the floor of the passenger (shotgun) side of the front seat of your car.

It is used instinctively by the passenger when the driver is driving insanely too fast, and the car needs to come quickly to a stop, which may not seem very possible at that particular moment.

It is sometimes used in conjunction with the OH SHIT handle by the passenger door.

Doris was using her passenger brake all the freaking way here. She's the one who made us late getting started from home by taking so long to get herself ready! I was just trying to make up some time getting through traffic...

by Edward in Oil City November 20, 2007

Challenge pissing

If you can piss 6 feet straight up in the air without getting wet, you win.

Challenge pissing would be easier in space.

by unstoppable idiot January 12, 2009

passin a pinecone

You know when you you go for a shit and it starts off small and tapers up to a fuckin huge drip shaped turd.....well imagine that bastard with nuts and sweetcorn!!!!

Joe: Wheres Nick?
Pete: Last time i seen him he was passin a pinecone in the bushes..
Joe: hope to fuck theres no squirrels around........

by playfulgorilla March 5, 2009

pissing time away

The act of intensely wasting time.
The term pissing, refers to wasting, as piss, is your body's waste fluid... Duh!

I seem to be quite the charm at pissing time away.

by Lexcen February 19, 2008