cum package

A package filled with cum(semen).Can be used to coat ur dildo and impregnate girls.

Im gonna use a cum package to coat my dildo with cum

by MOLESTERS November 15, 2016

Tlp Package

You have a guy a "wanna be country guy" who drive his daddy's truck that knows nothing about it and agrees with you about everything you say. These are usually lifted, leather seats, sun roof to these guys think they are everything in a bag of chips but really they are not. Tlp package means (Tiny little pecker)

Hey man I like your truck
"Oh thanks I don't know much about it."
Wait is this your truck?

"Nah this is my dad's."
Dude this guy is the totally the tlp package.

by Kinglarsen84 October 5, 2019

The Package

Hiv and/or Aid

Ray gave Donna the package

by ZJay412 November 1, 2020

The Awesome Package

Refers to a person awesome in every way; one who excels in beauty, brains, wit, humor, integrity and anything else they attempt. Also commonly referred to as a Patti Burris.

Excuse me, ma'am but I'd like to order The Awesome Package and maybe take you for dessert, too.

by The Bombest May 11, 2010

The Works Package

Oral sex where the recipient, in addition to the basic genital package, also receives a thorough tongue bath of the anal and "taint" regions....because the works package always includes the undercarriage.

I was glad I'd taken the time to shave the southern pass, because Sally gave me a blow job with the works package.

by Dan92672 June 22, 2011

massachusetts care package

The skeletal remains of Johnny Appleseed along with dried out tea bags that have been exposed to salty water.

Ah! My Massachusetts Care Package is here! Lovely! Time to reenact the best time in history!

by Bryce412 July 29, 2017

Spinelli’s Package Paradox

If you carry in multiple bags or packages from your car to your house your motivation is that you’re too lazy to make multiple trips but if you carry fewer bags or packages and make multiple trips your motivation is that you are too lazy to carry everything at once. They are opposite solutions both motivated by laziness.

Frankie was too tired to make more than one trip from Christmas shopping and decided to pile up everything and brin it in at once while Erin was too tired to grab everything and took things in one at a time fulfilling spinelli’s Package paradox

by The real Hank Contos December 18, 2018