offshoring

When incompetent overpaid fuckbitches like Kyle here fail to make enough money for their employers to make it worthwhile for said employers to pay for their websurfing and porn searching, and are then bangalored in favor of even more incompetent but underpaid fuckbitches being paid an eighth as much, the event is called offshoring.

A: I hear IBM is offshoring 11,000 jobs to that shithole India.
B: Afraid some Indian's going to do your job as well as you at an eighth of your salary?
A: U-S-A! U-S-A! DOWN WITH GLOBALIZATION!

by Job Thief May 18, 2006

Human offspring

A messy, slobbery, crying heap of flesh that carries the genetics of both human parents.

Eventually, the offspring go through some type of metamorphous and become an irritating, arrogant, war loving people who care only about themselves and this strange item they call "money". (It has no apparent value or visual appeal. The humans use it as some sort of bartering device.)

"The human offspring have a strange authority aver their elders. They manipulate them in order to get what they desire. If we uncover their secret, planet Earth will soon be ours."

by The Extraterrestrial Giraffe August 6, 2014

offsite working

I am remotely, instead of in the office. See you online.

I am, offsite working today.

by itbchrissy November 8, 2017

Offshore Jerkin

When you sit about a 100 yards off the beach in the water and jerkoff while watching all the beach babes onshore.

Jeff had his pants down in the ocean and was offshore jerkin while a pretty lady was on the beach getting her tan on.

by Dude43212 June 16, 2018

Offshore Drilling

the act of engaging in sexual activities on a boat

Senator, it appears you have changed your position on Offshore Drilling - Howell Heflin

by eatthekidsfirst July 7, 2018

Offsycamore

To not know what to do, to panic and have an episode.

I don’t know when u were dare and didn’t come out side I got hurt, and read something hurtful and it fuel my emotion I’m tired and I want to relax .. with you perferrably I don’t wanna be a burden or a bitch on your day though.. by any means and that’s how I felt so I went offsycamore.

by Titus dyfilid February 15, 2019

offside trap

n. Defensive technique in soccer wherein the defenders closest to their own goal line all move simultaneously toward their opponents goal line just before an opponent boots the ball downfield. The object is to deliberately place any possible recipients of the pass in an offside position, and to allow soccer enthusiasts, who love to have their enjoyment interrupted by questions, the opportunity to again attempt to educate hockey fans on the nuances of the beautiful game.

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Why did the whistle blow? He was totally in the clear!

Offside trap. Again. Look, get me some crayons and I’ll try to explain it in simpler terms.

by gnostic3 July 5, 2019