Suicide is your only option

the words of a moron

suicide is your only option after you take it in the ass

by fag June 28, 2003

Optional Baldness

A man/woman who shaves their head as a OPTION
Ewwww, baldness thats optional... like if your dying it's okay but as an option when you have healthy hair? EWWW!!!

"Skye dosen't respect optional baldness"
"Joshua like to make fun of optional baldness"

by J-man1990 June 4, 2008

non optional swingers party

RAPE

Person 1: I just went to a non optional swingers party.
Person 2: Damn, that sucks.

by TarzanIzKewl January 20, 2016

Optionary

Coined in Stillwater, MN by the Great Bob, optionary simply combines the words optional and voluntary.

I thought you were supposed to be at school?

No that program was optionary.

by JJdynomight November 17, 2009

option

shit don't work...

i don't wanna be an option, but i dont want to be a priority either

by tn06 October 20, 2008

public option

...I don't know! I put this up here in hopes of someone filling me in. When Obama says "public option," does he mean private health insurance, like the kind I have now? Or is it another arm of the proposed nationalized health insurance?

'Fewer than 5% on public option?' That sounds ridiculous. Many people will keep their insurance they have now. If the public option is what I wrote above, then that number can't be right!"

by quixotic_blush September 13, 2009

pubic option

overgrown hair in the nether region.

When I took of Beth's panties last night looking for a landing strip, I discovered she had taken the pubic option. It was way too overgrown.

by bullet88 August 19, 2009