big fat oprah tits

when a situation has reached an all time low

Man, the movie national sucurity was tits. big fat oprah tits.

by goodaaron January 25, 2003

oprahfication

the devaluing of masculinity and femininity.

Due to oprahfication, I am unsure whether I am a man or a woman anymore.

by peterpressure May 23, 2007

Oprah Tits

Defining ones womans larg breast

damn shes got some big fat sweaty oprah tits.

by jihad shakkakaklalala May 8, 2006

Oprah Day

A day that you thought would be a nice day to hang out with your gf/bf, and maybe have a little fun, but instead you hang out and put up with their friends, and waste the whole day and do absolutely nothing, like watch oprah. The same as a Duncan Day

I thought today was going to be a good day to hang out with my girlfriend, but instead it became an oprah day.

by Nick Larkey April 1, 2005

Oprah Beers

... any time two or more men drink alcohol during the afternoon on a weekday, while there spouses are distracted by Oprah.

Walter: Hey Larry whats your wife doing?
Larry: The usual.
Walter Wanna go for Oprah Beers?
Larry: You Bet!

by Larry Eienstien June 20, 2007

Oprah

The first woman to have ever been taken hostage by her own minge.

Oprah's minge took her hostage when his plan to discredit her and force her into retirement backfired.

by rustyschackleford January 24, 2008

Oprah

A person with soooooo much power in America that countless drones of women elect to the top role of president a jr. senator with no experience, who before he's allowed to take office, causes a daily stock market plunge.

"Man, that damn bitch Oprah has just Oprahed our economical tomb."

by fanodan13 December 17, 2008