Older Sibling

Will literally traumatize you, cause insecurities, make you paranoid about what they'd think about something that's not even relevant to them. They always get more attention than you do whether it's family, friends, or even strangers. You forever feel like nothing compared to them because of the younger sibling "brat" stereotype and you've always felt like Older Sibling's Name's younger sibling. They sometimes will do stuff like order you around, call you names, and mock you without really knowing how you feel. It's the worst.

Stranger: Hey, is that your Older Sibling?
Younger Sib: Yeah
Stranger: They're cute, what's their name
Younger Sib: Older Sib's name
Stranger: Nice! I'll go talk to them
Younger Sib: Alright
Younger Sib: Why does everyone notice my older sibling and not me?

by capricornhater69 August 4, 2021

Oldering

the process of getting older

She is Oldering like a fine wine.

by ArcturianArARcturian June 24, 2019

older than baseball

Used to describe a person, place, or thing that is so old that it can be facetiously described as being older than baseball (circa 1846).

"Joe Paterno needs to quit as coach of Penn State."

"Yah, I know. That dude's older than baseball."

by Ryan_from_Fremont October 25, 2008

oler

An alternative to the boring and over-used "hello" and "hola." Also, BYLAR is a great alternative to "goodbye."

Oler, Annah!
Oler, Anita. I gotta go to the library. Bylar!
Bylar, babe!

by Anita Y April 20, 2006

Oger

OG-Er

1: Make Gay Jokes All The Time
2: Always Put Emojis In Your Texts
3 : Play Crash Twinsanity And Hate On The Sims 4

Me: Lmao 😂 i like sucking eggplants ❤😳

You: nibba wtf you're being a OGer right now smh

by OGJone August 7, 2018

oller

oller is a word, seriously it is.

I couldnt find a real word for scraper, so I put oller.

by Tyrie October 23, 2008

Older-than-Jason

This defintion rocks...My name is Jason ans I was born in '79. That might make me almost ancient, i guess, but I still get young pussy. I once had sex with an 18 year old and a 41 year old on the same day.

Girl, don't fuck him...He's older-than-Jason! You should just fuck Jason instead...I hear he loves to eat pussy!

by OldassJason August 10, 2009