Nump

When you accidentally nap in the middle of taking a dump

Bro : "Dude I just had the best nump!"
Dude: "The best WHAT!?"
Bro: "NUMP! I worked a 10 hour shift and ate Taco Bell on the way home, then fell asleep on the toilet. Let's rage!"

by Zappbrito April 19, 2018

numbthin

word used to describe the feeling of wanting to disintegrate into thin air because you're in so much misery, pain, hurt ect.

I want to be numbthin from this depression.

I want to feel numbthin from this heartbreak.

by bumbommbie November 26, 2019

numthins

The pieces at the bottom of the bag that are too big to be called crumbs, but too small for you to try to pull them out of the bag with your hands. So, you just pour them out into your mouth (or nearest cereal bowl if you're bougie.)

The numthins are honestly my favorite part of a bag of chips.

by Grammmaster69 August 27, 2021

anti-nuptialist

a person philosophically opposed to marriage, including the wedding itself and associated ceremonial formalities (e.g. the engagement), as well as the legal principles and/or moral suppositions on which this sociocultural convention is based

Tom hated weddings. He was an anti-nuptialist who found the notions of monogamy and commitment implied by matrimony to be socially contrived, arbitrary, and meaningless. Artificial barriers to individual freedom.

by Jugzy January 21, 2019

Head numping

When you nibble on the tip of the penis

I love head numping my buddy Frank

by Franks friend January 16, 2022

numpf

Someone who exhibits an extraordinary talent in the area of stupidity. A combination and shortening of the terms numbskull,dumb,pathetic and fuck. Someone who is numb and oblivious to the world around them and so stupid it perplexes the mind that they can even function in daily life. Someone who is so ignorant even dumb people find it incredible.

I can't believe Joe asked the boss that question, we've only been talking about it for the last hour and he's worked here 10 years. What a fucking NUMPF!!!!

What!!! You spent our last ten dollars on drinks. How the hell are we going to pay for the cabride home? God your such a NUMPF!!!!

by Rich7 May 10, 2007

NUMPTY

Canadian Forces term for someone who is a complete idiot ( and we are not allowed to swear at them any longer)

Example == Infantry

Usage == Look out it's the numpty boys

by Ron September 12, 2003