Nonce

Gus is a nonce
He likes little girls

Oi look at gus, what’s he doing with that little girl? HE MUS BE A NONCE!

by GusIsNonce October 9, 2019

nonceology

The study of nonces, and nonce-like behavior.

"What is this Noncelogical behaviour? You know Chris Hansen? Hes a Nonceologist who studies Nonceology"

by brischy March 14, 2020

Noncepot

Its just a ‘nonce’ with extra letters for a more dramatic effect. Used mainly when joking with friends of calling somebody an actual ‘nonce’.

Associated with noncey type behaviour.

Ahahah you actual ‘noncepot’😭🤣
Or
Clive is such a noncepot cba

by Hamble April 22, 2020

Nonce Punched

Phrase used to describe someone who gets beaten up by a Nonce. A way of describing someone who gets beaten up by a Paedophile

Used in the North Wales and North West region primarily

You're supposed to be a Boxing instructor but that guy has made you bleed! Cannot believe you got Nonce Punched

by BershamBackdoor August 23, 2020

nonce baguette

When a man or woman gets sexually aroused to children eating any bread products EG. bread,crumpets,naan ect

"i heard shes a right nonce baguette bit weird innit?"

by Mufti Olatunji March 28, 2021

nonce bo

a doom fan, or just in general, a demon nonce.

"tombo 10-16-18 is quite the nonce bo!"

by yddimsttam August 20, 2021

nonce

a nonce is some guy who goes to your local pub who enjoys touching kids like edp445 *for sexual pleasure*
They will normally appear in pubs, schools or your local football club. they could even be your 1,000,000 yr old teacher who looks as ashy as his mothers ashes.

person1: you arent a nonce
person2: i aint but you certainly are

by borisjohnsonisatorytwat January 30, 2023