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Ninjerk

The act masturbating in a stealthy or hidden manner in a public setting; so as not to be seen during the act or moment of ejaculation.
"Dude traffic was hella bad on my way to work, and the chick on the radio had me feelin' some type of wayyyyyyyy. Had to bust out a quick lil Ninjerk in my car so I could concentrate on making this paper."
by Papa Schlömp January 19, 2021
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No Nut Nineteen

This is a fixed version of No Nut Ninteen, which was a mistake on my part.

No nut Nineteen, also known as No Nut 2019, is a no nut challenge, but to the next caliber. No nut 19 is the last year we can do this, as the next n year is 2090. (71 years from now).

This will allow any gamer boy to ascend into the god tier status, and will give us gamer men the ability to win the war on furries. Go get em.
Guy 1: Hey, did you do No Nut November?

Guy 2: Nah man, I am preparing for No Nut Nineteen.

Guy 1: What is that?
Guy 2: Its self explanatory, For No Nut Ninteen, you dont nut in 2019.
Guy 1: Well heck, I'll join you.
by Double D (DD 02) November 10, 2018
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ninjew

A person of Hebrew descent or Jewish religion, who, by their inclusion into the sects of the Martial Arts, have gained status as a Ninja.

Ninjews are the primary enemy of our GITWYCS heroes.
The ninjew leapt onto the roof with the silent grace attained by years of training (and daily prayer).
by Kyle Moller January 4, 2004
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Ninjaturtling

To partake in ninja training while under the influence of LSD.
"Hey guys wanna drop some acid and go ninjaturtling in the desert tonight?" "I ninjaturtled so hard yesterday!"
by haileyleeleelee June 25, 2015
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ninetofiver

someone who has a regular job from 9-5
hes nothing special he's just a ninetofiver
by drifter412 September 10, 2010
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NINETEEN O' LONG

a. something that happened long ago, ie in the 1990's
b. used by beenie man in one of his songs
Man, I've had this crap car for nineteen o' long
by speedracer325 September 21, 2009
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Ninjer

Alex: "I've never seen a black man with freckles before..."
Me: "Johnny your a black ginger!"
Tyler: "HE'S A NINJER!"
Johnny: "I'M A NINJJJJJJERRRRRR! :D"
by Big Asian Daddy April 24, 2010
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