An extremely cheap vodka that tastes like a cross between turpentine and rubbing alcohol. Consumed in large quantities by alcoholics and college students alike.
Imma go to the bottle shop and get a pint of Nikolai.
James filled a trash can with Nikolai to use as a base for jungle juice.
James filled a trash can with Nikolai to use as a base for jungle juice.
by Cornyhotdogs October 25, 2017
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Whatever the case I will do the opposite.
Nikola is a self-hating guy who feels terrible most of the time due to reasons seemingly unknown to anyone around him. He has no idea what to do with his life as there are too many roads for him to know which one is right, he is paranoid, expecting anything and everything to go against him as it sometimes does. He has few (though good) friends and is not very social. He is nearly always online making unfunny memes that only trash tier memers laugh at (like this one) and is too lazy to work on good ones (or to work in general). He does however have a big dick and is amazing and fuck these god damn name definitions :^).
Whatever the case I will do the opposite.
Nikola is a self-hating guy who feels terrible most of the time due to reasons seemingly unknown to anyone around him. He has no idea what to do with his life as there are too many roads for him to know which one is right, he is paranoid, expecting anything and everything to go against him as it sometimes does. He has few (though good) friends and is not very social. He is nearly always online making unfunny memes that only trash tier memers laugh at (like this one) and is too lazy to work on good ones (or to work in general). He does however have a big dick and is amazing and fuck these god damn name definitions :^).
Nikola: Wow that was a very funny meme I made, now when's my dad finished getting those cigarettes from years ago?
Mom: You're a disgrace to your slavic brothers and even to humanity. Fuck you.
Mom: You're a disgrace to your slavic brothers and even to humanity. Fuck you.
by FedoraTipper49 June 23, 2018
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Get the nikolai fraiture mug.A cute shy boy who is very athletic but is ver shameful of himself. He often does not have many friends but that brown-haired blue-eyed girl is looking at him...
He is also very kind and funny with his brown hair and blue eyes!
He is also very kind and funny with his brown hair and blue eyes!
Girl 1: omg he is so boring!
Girl 2: no! He is so cute and nice!!
Girl 1: ugh u are so weird! You could do so much better then NIKOLAI!
Girl 2: oh shut up!
Girl 2: no! He is so cute and nice!!
Girl 1: ugh u are so weird! You could do so much better then NIKOLAI!
Girl 2: oh shut up!
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If i was a women I would marry him he is attractive, loyal and has knowledge.
If i was a women I would marry him he is attractive, loyal and has knowledge.
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