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nuttymadam

A batshit crazy british woman who posts videos on youtube about twilight. When she isn't contradicting herself and ranting in her videos, she is filming her reactions to anything and everything Twilight-related

Fun facts:
She says she cried for 90 minutes after she finished Breaking Dawn
She's seen the movie Twilight over 5 times
She wants a Renesmee
She is apparently some sort of greasy monster
She has met many people from the Twilight cast
Everyone hates her
She looks like a manatee
Direct quotes from nuttymadam:
"UHMAZING BUUUUUUUHK"
"Stephenie Meyer is a genius -- YEAH HUH, YEAH HUH"
"You ungrateful little TURD"
"FUCK YOU STEVEN KING"
"Renesmee rocks, she is the coolest little girl ever -- I WANT ONE"
by Pseudonymous B. D. Bosch November 29, 2009
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natty light

Natty light is beer I drink when the {pay} check isn't what I wanted it to be.
Sure, the 1st one is kinda rough, but it's smooth sailing after that. You get the same buzz as you would off of other light beers except you get 12 beers for the price of 6. Ya feel me?
Definition: Natty Light is something that gets ya the same buzz as those pricey drinks like Miller Lite and Bud Light. Ya hear that you preppy fuckers???
by Melissa Todd July 11, 2006
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nasty netters

someone who picks up old men at senior citizen socials for the purpose of engaging in group sex at a cheap hotel.
Have you seen Deb? She's still at the Ramada Inn; she pulled a nasty netters last night.
by Kelly Shooz June 29, 2008
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natty light

"hey, pass me a natty light"
by Amy Stevens December 22, 2004
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natty ice

natural beer "natty ice" is a cheap and bad quality alchoholic beverage most likely bought by college students "laxbros" who dont have money to buy decent beer
I’ve started pissing blood from drinking to many Natty ice's but it’s cool cause it’s another way to relate to bitches so they think I’m sensitive and shit.
by gingerbreadmn26 December 9, 2011
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The Nutty Professor

–noun, singular; Similar to the bodyshot; The ballsack is stretched and pulled slightly downward to create a bowl-like enclosure. A shot is then poured into the temporary enclosure and consumed by a classy woman.
The Nutty Professor: "I threw a formal dinner party last night. Since I was the host of the party, it was common courtesy to give out Nutty Professor's to every female guest."
by Manafort Chubbz March 17, 2010
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