Someone who attempts to grow facial hair while being physically unable to grow a complete, bushy bear-like beard, and instead sports what is best descirbed as 'peach fuzz'.
This person is usually fairly young, and should probably wait a few years before tying to sport facial hair again.
This look us often paired with a mullet.
This person is usually fairly young, and should probably wait a few years before tying to sport facial hair again.
This look us often paired with a mullet.
Friend 1: Hey look at that guy over there, he can't even grow a proper beard like a real man.
Friend 2: Yeah that is a proper bearded Nelson, mate.
Friend 2: Yeah that is a proper bearded Nelson, mate.
by Hankorus, King of the Beards November 22, 2012
Nelson Trealout is a Nelson Trealout
by Tabs mustache May 02, 2019
The first black president of south africa. Was in jail for 27 years thanks to apartheid, was released and won the presidency in the first fully representative democratic elections. He is an inspiration to us all now.
by jesus_is_my_homeboy April 22, 2006
Friend 1: Are you going to the Rozelle Flop Party Saturday?
Friend 2: Nah, it'll be shit.
Friend 1: Don't be a tight arse, whats your excuse?
Friend 2: I'll tell them i went home with a kinky chick Friday night, and she did me up the arse with a strap on dildo.
Friend 1: Ah, classic Lord Nelson.
Friend 2: Nah, it'll be shit.
Friend 1: Don't be a tight arse, whats your excuse?
Friend 2: I'll tell them i went home with a kinky chick Friday night, and she did me up the arse with a strap on dildo.
Friend 1: Ah, classic Lord Nelson.
by LordNelson October 30, 2012
The medical term for dangling labium aka "mud flaps". Thought to originate from freak show showings of Sara Baartman in the 19th century by Dr. Nelson. Currently the leading reason for vaginoplasty.
by Chungy August 09, 2011
The leader of an unstoppable force, known as the G-Force. He has many superpowers such as transportation and is known to appear in your mums bedroom, have sexual relations with her and then make mum jokes to your face.
If you see this man be aware. He has been known to give random insults to the innocent and vulnerable people of society. When you feel like you are under a G attack, your brain will begin to feel like it will fry due to the knowledge of being inferior to an audio-graphical memory. You will cry in envy knowing you will never have the power to woo a woman with the power of rave; You will wish you had the ninja skills to climb through windows. Most of all he will steal your MANHOOD. He is an unstoppable force; a pimp who has many identities, living with his secret lovers who he meets on Facebook. All you can do is hope you don't run into the madman or you will fall under the wrath of his steel balls!! Matthew Nelson! The JUGGERNAUT!
by A SPY IN G-FORCE!! December 11, 2009
The most ghetto part of va 😍
crackheads everywhere (even in the trash ass school)
wack ass school
bum ass people
crackheads everywhere (even in the trash ass school)
wack ass school
bum ass people
by bank of the will June 04, 2019