Eggman Nega

the coolest sonic character he is like Eggman the common antagonist but instead of conquering earth he wants total destruction which ultimately means more in the cool factor

Eggman Nega is an amazing guy, I hope he doesn't T-pose right infront of me.

by JekitySnekity May 3, 2021

Near-Crotch Experience

The instance where your face comes dangerously close to contact with a person's junk. It may be clothed, or unclothed, but either way, it is still potentially scarring.

Guy 1: "Dude, did I tell you about my near-crotch experience?"

Guy 2: "No!"
Guy 1: "It was pretty legit."

Girl 1: "Oh my god, I just had a near-crotch experience."

Girl 2: "OH MU GOD. With who?"

Girls 1: "That guy from my class."

Girl 2: "Oh, that's okay then. He's a BAMF."

by HulgaviHomeland November 8, 2011

near death experience

a vibe check from god

Bro 1: I almost drowned under a floaty yesterday lmao
Bro 2: bruh you had a near death experience
Bro 3: vibe check from god!!

by sawft April 14, 2020

pert near

If this word is used then you have located a hillbilly redneck.

I'm pert near to pushing that goat through that fence.

by ORMMER November 6, 2010

near and dear

Near and dear is an expression meaning those who are near to your heart and dear to you - that is, your loved ones (friends and family)

Guy A - "Whom do you care the most about ?"
Guy B - "The ones who are near and dear to me ".

by Techno Crazy March 15, 2017

Near Deaf Experience

When you are listening to music on a mp3, and the song that comes up is way louder then the previous.

Well, Key$ha is a lot louder then Passion Pit. I just had a near deaf experience.

by Mopsynator June 30, 2010

nearing

1. When someone gets to close, encroaching on social distancing guidelines.

Yo! Stop nearing!

by Zolenskify April 22, 2020