nards

Trump has got you by the nards!
by Inibikita July 17, 2019
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Nard

Nard is a person who is closely associated with blanket master. A "Nard" stays up all day and night wishing to be the blanket master but is only a bitch to the blanket master. A "Nard" sets up a time for the blanket master and sits in the corner and watches while naked. 2 inch wiener as well.
I saw Nard at blanket masters place in the corner with his 2 in. Wiener in his hand.
by Jerry bo October 17, 2020
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Nards

A word used to describe an upset feeling
Aw nards I missed that one
by Pillow talk February 27, 2017
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Nard

A slang term for a poo used in Australia

A shortened version of the name Nadia
I went to the bathroom and someone left a huge Nard in there

Nadia thinks her shit don't stink, yeah I've noticed that so we just call her the "Nard"
by AussieSlangerMango March 28, 2023
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Nard Puff

A lil' fart that depending on how your seated creaks out from under your balls (nard) instead of cracking out the back.
by Nard puff June 19, 2022
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Nard

An individual who is a male testicle. A male pejorative, akin to being a prick, or dick.
That dude is a real nard. What a f***king nard. Can you believe that nard?
by Bridgebay April 15, 2023
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Nard

A nard is word used for a pleb/mincer.

Can be used as an adjective or a diss
who is a nard?

Clarke Fourde
by Kennel Vocab Ting September 17, 2019
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