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My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked

Neomnemonic for helping schoolchildren, their teachers, and the general public cope with the 2006 IAU redefinition of "planet".
Okay, class, repeat: "My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked."
by Dreamcore August 25, 2006
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naked homeless guy

I did a good thing today.

I took a picture of this naked homeless guy on the train, and I was totally going to submit it to Subway Douchery, but then I thought about it, and, like, what if that was me? So, you know, I did the hero thing. I deleted the picture from my phone.

But sometimes I think I'll never be able to delete the sorrow from my heart.
by Stu Jones March 17, 2013
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The Naked Man

The act of after walking a girl back to her place asking her if you can use the bathroom and when she leaves the room stripping naked and hoping that through just plain simpathy she will sleep with you. works 2 out of 3 times.
by Buckleboy December 15, 2008
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nake-bed

an adjective used to describe a woman's sexual appeal as you would only engage in sexual intercourse with her if she was naked on your bed.

note: nake-bed is usually followed or preceeded by a high pitched "ehhh"
ehhh, shes not hot but shes at least nake-bed
by johnbob06 December 7, 2007
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Naked Man

The Naked Man is where one takes advantage of a distraction in order to shed their clothing and surprise their date with nakedness in the hope of receiving sex by means of humor, pity or sheer spontaneity.
You go to a Blind Date which turns out to be a disaster. Then you make an excuse of yourself in order to enter your dates apartment. When the date being out of the room simply strip down, and you are good to go.
The Naked Man works 2 out of 3 times.
by jesp045b January 4, 2011
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Nakai

Is a really funny person. He will do anything to make you laugh even if you had enough. He is also very sexy and he has a big thing if you know what i mean. Overall, Nakai is a great person in general and is a great person to be with.
Nakai is soo cute and funny I really wish he was my mans.
by Nle Broke boi 2018 September 29, 2019
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Miku Nakano

The Anime Goddess

#teamMiku
Guy 1: who are you rooting for

Guy 2: Miku nakano

Guy 1: ayyy my brother
by LT_SandMan December 2, 2019
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