non-day

A day that has been wasted. You've done nothing with the day. A wasted day.

So, you done much today?
Nope, it's been a non-day

by toastburn March 14, 2011

non-wiper

this is a sizable poo which when you go to wipe, leaves no trace on the toilet roll. Also known as the 'phantom' or 'clean-break' the elusive 'non-wiper' is a real treat when you come across it.

'mate, did the best non-wiper earlier...feeling pretty fresh now'

phantom poo

by hellohello12345 January 24, 2012

non-conformist

non-conformists do whatever they want, because they can, and they don't care. they like what's in style, what's out of style, and what will never be in style, all because they don't really care about what anyone else thinks. often confused with wannabe non-conformists, who refuse to like anything in style and are conforming to a different set of rules, as opposed to a real non-conformist who doesn't really notice that he or she is not conforming.
everyone thinks non-conformists are just conforming to being a non-conformist.
but we don't care... because that's just your conformed thinking speaking.

wannabe non-conformist: you think you're a non-conformist? you're so emo for wearing black nail polish. so you're not a non-conformist because you think you're emo. ew.

non-conformist: i like wearing black nail polish, but i also dance around in my underwear singing toxic by britney spears. half of my clothes are "emo", but the other half are hot pink. i do whatever i want and i don't care.

wannabe non-conformist: uhmm you're such a poser and a wannabe.

non-conformist: no, it's your conformed thinking that has drawn that conclusion.

wannabe non-conformist: i was jay kay i actually like all that stuff too.

* * *

usually, i don't shop at hollister, but if i see a shirt that i like i'll buy it, because being a non-conformist doesn't mean you aren't allowed to shop at typically preppy stores.

by jayyy ( : October 12, 2008

non-consecutively

more than once, however not in a row.

I'd hit it twice, non-consecutively!

by Christopher A. Tucker December 29, 2007

Non-noob

A mlg person. This person is not a noob and is in fact the complete opposite. They are absolutely awesome at everything.

That guy Jerell is such a non-noob.

by The one and only Olivia December 16, 2015

non-bro

one that does not uphold the values of a bro

Chris Donaldson is a non-bro.

by juilosop January 8, 2014

non-lover

Never going to fall in love, always going to stay single.

I ain't ready to mingle bitches, go fuck yourselves because no one is gonna touch me anytime soon.
I don't need a boyfriend or girlfriend in my life cause I'm gonna stay single forever, my heart is not beating for anyone, I ain't in love, I'm a non-lover.

by Admirer.epy June 23, 2018