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Natasha doesn't respond well to threats and she hopes you get shot in the back of the head.
Oh, no, this one is for Natasha.
Natasha by NatNatNat35678 May 31, 2022
Natasha is a fucking brilliant person who will love and care for you always! Love you mum and happy birthday - Corb
Have you said happy birthday to Natasha yet?
Hell yeah I have! She’s brilliant!
Natasha by czrbyn June 10, 2022
A funny, charming, and beautiful person! This person is liked by many and is a great best friend. This person will always be by your side at the toughest times.
Hey, Natasha! Can you help me with my homework?

(Natasha) Sure! Anything for my best friend! :)
Natasha by Ivuanka August 4, 2022
A caring, nice, but very aggressive friend that might either punch or hug you. She's a very outgoing person and is just a friend to have.

-a friend of a natasha
person 1: hey, where did those bruises come from?
person 2: natasha.
Natasha by anella November 8, 2022
The Natasha is an unlockable Heavy Primary weapon, and it almost looks like the stock minigun. Each bullet slows down the player for a decent amount of time and grants 20% damage resistance when spun-up if the player's HP is lower than 50% of 300 (aka heavy's maximum health). This is automatically given to players if they get 16 achievements, the downside to the Natasha is the bullets deal 25% less damage against enemies: but this is most likely forgotten since the slow down makes it easier to kill other players.
noob: Aw man, the stupid Natasha Heavy keeps on slowing me down! ITS SO UNFAIR!
natasha user: gg ez
Natasha by kirbycool11234 February 9, 2023
Natasha isn't a murderer, a child rapist, doesn't rape people with broomsticks, have sex with dead bodies, she works exceptionally hard, doesn't steal at her job, doesn't shit post on an online forum behind closed doors because they're a coward, doesn't do drugs, isn't a hooker, a pedophile, or an ATM for losers who have to pretend they are fucking their mother or daughter or brother. Natasha hopes you kill yourself soon. Natasha is fed up with fat losers who follow her around and think their opinions matter when in fact. NOBODY IS LISTENING TO YOU AND THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO SIT ON URBAN DICTIONARY AND TALK ABOUT IT. She doesn't care that you got raped by your dad because you'll probably blow your brains out after you rape your son. NATASHA isn't a narcissist because she didn't fuck her dad for money her whole life, she didn't fuck a bunch of little kids to deal with her rage, and she isn't going to fuck you anymore. YOU'RE A LOSER AND YOU ALWAYS WILL BE. HER DAD WASN'T AN ALCOHOLIC, HER MOM ISN'T A CHILD MOLESTER, AND HER ESTRANGED FATHER AFTER ADOPTION IS IN PRISON BECAUSE OF HER. KILL YOURSELF.
How Natasha thinks you can get fucked: by your dad since you fags love it so much.
Natasha by THEREALNATASHA July 2, 2023