Musketache 

A thin mustache resembling that worn by a member of the French Royal Bodyguard during the 17th Century, or any other swashbuckling figure.

Often but not necessarily accompanied by luxurious locks.

"During our long acquaintance I've never found myself attracted to you, but your new devil-may-care musketache may compel me to reappraise my sentiments."

"Dude, did you miss a spot shaving or are you growing a musketache?"

See: Alexandre Dumas, Douglas Fairbanks

Musketache by $exy Lexy March 19, 2010

muskeg whale 

A large mammal that resides in everglades and swamp like terrain. Although smaller than other cetacean it is highly aggressive and will bite your arm off. Muskeg whale is attracted to the fungal condition known as muskeg dick, in which the fungus will emit a scent. Muskeg whales are rare but when spotted cam be seen emitting a stream of water through its blow hole on average 6" in diameter

Ex. Thar she blows the great white muskeg whale.

I got the skeg Dick so I best stay away from the swamp or else the muskeg whale'say get me

muskeg whale by theedragoon September 24, 2013

Musket load 

Musket loading or musket load, is the act of applying a used pinch of dip to a woman’s asshole and proceeding to ram it in with ones meat sword, until fully loaded.

Phil: “How did last night go with Mrs. Bairds?”
Carter: “Well I gave her a musket load”
Phil:”Wicked, did she shoot off after?”
Carter: “Yeah, you can tell by the way that it is”

Musket load by Skrimp pimp February 21, 2020

Muskadin 

Hi hello what ever is the Muskadin

Is that muskadin very talented

Muskadin by hachimitsu arigato November 24, 2021

Musket Meme 

A meme that is expected to be located within the document folders of Musketmarine. This does not determine the quality of the meme; Rather what one should expect to find in Musket's folder.

That meme was not too bad. Is it a Musket Meme?

Musket Meme by The_Generalissimo April 29, 2022

chowder musket 

Male Genitalia, love musket chowder semen

Dude, Dave's taken to many shots to the head from his boyfriends chowder musket.

chowder musket by rjhyardbug February 19, 2008

Noob Musket 

Model 1887 shotgun utilised by noobs on call of duty modern warfare 2, frequently earning the ire of his fellow gamers due to the rediculous one hit kill range.

Damn cracker-ass mofo just noob musketed my ass!

Noob Musket by EZrudeboi March 7, 2010