cara de monda

basically means dick face

"Did you see Jason the other night? He was being a huge cara de monda."

by buttholeias April 14, 2014

Monday-to-Friday

A euphemism for mother-f***ing. Recently seen in the televised version of Snakes on a Plane.

Samuel L. Jackson: I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane! (Cocks gun.)

by MrSmartyPants April 26, 2009

monday

One of the two billion ways to torture high school students.

Shit! Monday's coming up!" "No I'm not ready for the torture!!

by desperatestudent193 June 19, 2010

modalities

the necessary information and conditions to complete a 419 transaction

You might be surprised and curious of an offer like this, be rest assured that the modalities and logistics towards the successful transfer of this fund has been worked out - Dr Lawrnce Eboh, 419 MUGU

by Ricky Roma July 20, 2004

Modabe

Derived from the word "wannabe" this is a player in an online community (game, forum, etc.) that wants to be a moderator. Usually is extremely helpful and is the first to answer questions.

newb023: How do I adjust the anti-aliasing?

RV7474: Go to settings: Graphics: then anti-aliasing. Let me know if you have any more questions ;)

l33tBlogger44: God, RV7474 is such a modabe.

by RV7474 December 16, 2008

Monday Onions

Phrase used to describe bad news.

Bill: Dude, Jenny broke up with me last night...

Tristan: Damn, sorry man, that's some Monday Onions.

by Auroleus_Bombastus April 12, 2010

mofdab

Money Funneling Dumb Ass Bitch

A female that only gets into relationships with men that have money, and then proceeds to spend that money on their own desires. Usually a decent looking women with low morals and many spending habits.

Your classic mofdab does not work, but spends the man's money while he is at work. She gives the public allusion of being a successful lady but is really just a scamming bitch.

Everyone thought Sandra was just your classic gold digger but now it's obvious she is a full on mfdab.

Jesse used to have tons of cash until that raging mofdab Rachel came along and sucked him dry.

by jtgunz May 28, 2018