this is how you'll know if you have a real-life mosmeyer on your hands:
1) also known as "principal doughboy," this person enjoys wielding his self-bestowed authority mercilessly while making sarcastic -yet still devoid of humor- jokes at the expense of others.
2) insists on styling his hair with the same 80's-esque whisp every single day, imagining that it makes him appear more youthful and spontaneous.
3) used to be a really cool guy but now is so uptight that even his psychotic children seem more reasonable than him- and that's saying alot.
4) is obsessed with having control in his interactions with others, possibly overcompensating for a lack of control in the bedroom
1) also known as "principal doughboy," this person enjoys wielding his self-bestowed authority mercilessly while making sarcastic -yet still devoid of humor- jokes at the expense of others.
2) insists on styling his hair with the same 80's-esque whisp every single day, imagining that it makes him appear more youthful and spontaneous.
3) used to be a really cool guy but now is so uptight that even his psychotic children seem more reasonable than him- and that's saying alot.
4) is obsessed with having control in his interactions with others, possibly overcompensating for a lack of control in the bedroom
schoolchild 1: "maaan, i had to pay $35 to get my textbooks back from the office after our crazy principal stole them from off the shelves!! this is whack."
schoolchild 2: "oof, tough luck. sounds like you have a mosmeyer. i'll pray for ya."
schoolchild 2: "oof, tough luck. sounds like you have a mosmeyer. i'll pray for ya."
by P. bamp January 16, 2011
Get the Mosmeyer mug.(Also see "Moses" and "Parting the Red Sea") The Moses Effect is when usually a single man dances in the middle of the dance floor. Slowly he begins to find that the space between him and everyone else increases until he is the only one on the dance floor or one of the few left, but all on his own. What can also happen is along with the spacing, all the girls that are booty-dancing with their guys they turn their guys toward that "Moses" in order to stay clear from "Moses". Besides using men as emotional tampons, this is one of the other worst things girls can do to single guys.
Setting: Club or any modern popular dancing venue.
Man 1 - Oh dang, that sucks..
Man 2 - What?
Man 1 - That Moses out there.
Man 2 - Oh no! Not the Moses Effect!
Man 1 - And now there gone...
Man 1 - Oh dang, that sucks..
Man 2 - What?
Man 1 - That Moses out there.
Man 2 - Oh no! Not the Moses Effect!
Man 1 - And now there gone...
by aleams March 16, 2009
Get the Moses Effect mug.One who can consume large amounts of alcohol without consequences such as vomiting, passing out, urinating oneself.
by chevhead93 July 24, 2015
Get the mosier mug.a battlefield remark which distracted a pursuing army, and allowed for Moses to successfully lead his people out of Egypt
According to a new lost old scroll just now found, the pursuing ancient army knew it was screwed when someone yelled, ""Bros before Moses."
by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013
Get the Bros before Moses mug.a genrally awesome person who listens to awesome music often rock metal etc. often a target for chavs and hate them to the death. will normally only fight is started apon. enjoys gigs and mosh pits and having a good time with m8s. often mixed up with goths even emos by people who dont really have a clue what there on about, ie chavs. moshers normally wear baggy cloths jeans band tees etc and alota black but really dress in whatever the fuck they like. there truely awesome friends and people in genral.
chav#1-haha look at the goff
mosher#1-haha look at the chav
chav#2-u startin mush *pushes mosher*
mosher knocks chav unconcous
uninformed loser#1- u dress all in black and listen to metal u must be a goth/emo/wanabe/poser.
informed mosher- dude get it right, i wear what ever i like listen to what ever i like making me a truely amazing person and a mosher.
uninformed loser-oh so ur a mosher becoz ur original and do w.e u like. i understand.
mosher#1-haha look at the chav
chav#2-u startin mush *pushes mosher*
mosher knocks chav unconcous
uninformed loser#1- u dress all in black and listen to metal u must be a goth/emo/wanabe/poser.
informed mosher- dude get it right, i wear what ever i like listen to what ever i like making me a truely amazing person and a mosher.
uninformed loser-oh so ur a mosher becoz ur original and do w.e u like. i understand.
by metalmusicfukinrules June 2, 2007
Get the mosher mug.The subject of a hillbilly funk song of the same name, Amos Moses was the brainchild of Jerry Reed, in 1971.
According to the song, Amos Moses was a stoic, one-armed Cajun man that "hunted gators" (that is, alligators) back when the act was still criminalized. When a sherrif tried to catch him for his crime, he "never come out again".
The song describes him as a sort of tough as nails person, not unlike Chuck Norris, though his "super powers" were severely limited, since his power was "huntin' alligators down in the swamp boi".
According to the song, Amos Moses was a stoic, one-armed Cajun man that "hunted gators" (that is, alligators) back when the act was still criminalized. When a sherrif tried to catch him for his crime, he "never come out again".
The song describes him as a sort of tough as nails person, not unlike Chuck Norris, though his "super powers" were severely limited, since his power was "huntin' alligators down in the swamp boi".
by TurtleShroom August 6, 2011
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