Mosmeyer 

this is how you'll know if you have a real-life mosmeyer on your hands:
1) also known as "principal doughboy," this person enjoys wielding his self-bestowed authority mercilessly while making sarcastic -yet still devoid of humor- jokes at the expense of others.

2) insists on styling his hair with the same 80's-esque whisp every single day, imagining that it makes him appear more youthful and spontaneous.
3) used to be a really cool guy but now is so uptight that even his psychotic children seem more reasonable than him- and that's saying alot.
4) is obsessed with having control in his interactions with others, possibly overcompensating for a lack of control in the bedroom

schoolchild 1: "maaan, i had to pay $35 to get my textbooks back from the office after our crazy principal stole them from off the shelves!! this is whack."
schoolchild 2: "oof, tough luck. sounds like you have a mosmeyer. i'll pray for ya."

Mosmeyer by P. bamp January 16, 2011

ghetto-moseyer 

n. also known as "ghemoseyer."
Someone in front of you who walks about leisurely, esp. down narrow hallways and sidewalks. They aimlessly wander about as if where they are going does not matter, therefore making the people walking behind them late for wherever it is they are going. Some even swerve around so that you cannot walk past them. Ghemoseyers can be very agitating, esp. when you are already running late.

"Gah! This stupid ghetto-moseyer won't get out of my way."

"Silly ghemoseyers."

ghetto-moseyer by Ganoosi December 6, 2004