moosedick

1. When born, mistaken for a dildo.
2. Walking penis head
3. Colin Pussywillow Ovaltree
4. If a moosedick was a person........well.....Colin.

Colin "moosedick" Ovaltree is funny looking.

by Civonicpauljoshbrandon February 9, 2004

Moosed

Verb: To get badly sunburned. Past tense of 'moose'.

woah dude, my face just got totally moosed while surfin today...

by Jack the Rapper April 5, 2009

mopedofile

User of a pedofile trenchcoat who goes around on a moped Flashing those who pass him. Beware,they generaly are very hairy and lurk just out of the common persons sigh in public area's. If you dont want to have nightmares for the rest of your life,avoid mall parking lots and bookstores.

Lisa: HEEEEEEEELP!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! mopedofile!!!!!!!!! OH THE HAIR AND/OR AGONY!!!!!

by chans gos June 25, 2010

get moosed

Terminology of being under the influence. Usually code word used when speaking in front of authority- DH

yo dude, what are you doing this weekend?

I don't know yet, probably just chillin.

lets go get moosed!

by Dhunt24 June 15, 2011

moped

gettin yo ass scraped

the suns got moped by the lakers 50-5

by get after it February 25, 2008

moped

To hump a fat chick, out of desperation, fun or just straight being lupid.
Usually preceded by "riding a..."

My stupid friend Jim, always talks about two things, riding mopeds and playing with his elbia, which usually will impress a fat chick into the sex.

by Dan Jewell March 17, 2005

moored

to screw up, fuck up, call of, or by any other means call off a cool thing.

by jeexlabs.com August 23, 2003