Teeyon-Montgomery

the perfected art of 1. falling down multiple sets of stairs, able to make the turns necessary to continue down the next flight 2. fake passing out in front of perceived authority figures (such as bosses, teachers, etc.)

(pulling fire alarms for fun is known as an 'Aires')

hey, let's play a prank on the teacher....i'm going to Teeyon-Montgomery down these steps.

by xhuman August 26, 2012

Brennen Montgomery

Sexy, hot, handsome

Brennen Montgomery is a sexy boy who plays fortnite to much and then sleeps all day

by Brennen Montgomery August 1, 2018

grant montgomery

A young YouTuber with 1-2k soon to be 1-2 million

Brent- Hey remember when grant Montgomery was at a thousand subscribers?

Jason- Now he’s at 1 million

by Logan Reynolds August 7, 2018

Shea Montgomery

The gods of all gods and destroyer of all planets... never talk back to Shea or you’ll get a good swift head kick and will be knocked on the floor... The Shea does not hold back and will cause world domination

Shea Montgomery cannot he slayed

by NotAFaggot298 February 16, 2019

Montgomery Mingle

The Montgomery Mingle is where you spear tackle a Country hooker and Smash

How was your time in Montgomery

I enjoyed my stay but saw a strange amount of Montgomery Mingles going around

by Bruank April 14, 2023

Montgomery

A man with a very massive shlong but the fattest face you’ll ever see omg. Like it’s bigger than nickokado avocado. Usually 7 - 9 chins

My boyfriend is a Montgomery, I choose to not look at his face

by LadderDadder December 10, 2023

Montgomery County

A county in Maryland that has towns that are small to medium sized but wealthy to say the least, here there are some the richest cities in America such as Bethesda, Chevy Chase, Potomac, Poolesville, etc. I think just a drive or walk around the place should let you know what kind of place it is, the high school parking lots are full of BMW, Audi, Mercedes, Lexus and Porsche. In all of the towns you'll find a ton of "soccer moms" which frequent Starbucks, Whole Foods and Kohl's, not to mention there's a Starbucks on every intersection here, heck there is even one right in front of my house. The average dad drives a fancy car and where's polo's everyday and the kids are enrolled in Private or Charter schools. The schools here are some of the best in the nation with High Schools such as Wootton, WJ, Winston Churchill and RM, there are also private schools like Landon or Holton-Arms.

He owns a BMW lives in a 1M dollar home and got accepted to all Ivy League's he definitely lives in Montgomery County.

by Djorp91q December 27, 2022