mona lisa

Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece.

Steve: "what did that guy do with the mona lisa after he stole it?"

Bob: "He jacked off to it"

by mark101 June 12, 2008

mona

the godess of Aberigian people who falls in love with Eros the god of sex and candy. According to legend, she hates paintings and pictures of herself.

Today we read about Mona in Greek Mythology

by Hand sanatizer May 8, 2006

Mona

Mona is commonly mistaken for Moana.

MAKE WAY MAKE WAY MOANA.

MONA MAKE WAY MAKE WAY! I AM MONA.

by jojo is better than you August 19, 2018

PJ Minaya

The small, salty, Filipino quarterback on the Pac 5 varsity football team. He apparently holds some sort of Hawaii state record for something, and is some sort of celebrity. He is commonly seen sporting a dilapitated white Nissan, with a look like he just ate a spoonful of salt. He is incapable of staying in the pocket, and tends to throw objects in the occurance of an incomplete pass. PJ Minaya has talent on the feild, but thats about it.

"Whats PJ Minaya's problem today?"

"Nothing. He's always just as salty as a sea-bass."

by marylandslumberjack November 20, 2009

monad

The singular forum of the word gonads. To have only one testicle.

Hey ever since that infection, my monad has been swollen and sore.

by BURNiN4TOR August 30, 2005

monage a toi

One guy having sex with two girls. Used in the sitcom, "Seinfeld."

I want to have a monage a toi with my girlfriend's roomate.

by Andrew LFC January 4, 2007

Painting Mona Lisa

Stroking a girl with such skill that she cannot help but moan.

You hear Jill last night? I was painting Mona Lisa.

by Princess Katherine September 23, 2005