Wardrobe Mistress

1) Someone who helps you get into and out of costumes during theatre shows.

2) A bad excuse for a perv!

1) My wardrobe mistress is a star, she's so helpful!!

2) My wardrobe mistress just wants to see my naked.. it's kinda arousing, but scary...

by camino_abdullah July 5, 2011

silvas_mistress

The greatest moot ever. She funny and kind and deserves more love

silvas_mistress is the best.

by Kaiana September 9, 2021

four-wheeled mistress

A car someone pays more attention to than their partner.

Kim: Mom, where's Dad?
Janet: He's out front giving his four-wheeled mistress a massage.

by kittythecatty July 14, 2019

law school mistress

Practice mistress you use during law school so that if your wife finds out you have nothing to lose as opposed to the real world mistress that you get once you are out of law school and making big money.

The law school mistress doesn't necessarily have to be up to your standards due to the fact that it is temporary and only practice for the real thing.

Bryan: "Help me pick out a law school mistress."
Sean: "Don't worry if you don't pick well, it's only practice."

by Blam684 November 3, 2009

Mistress

A girl on the side, usually a married guys girl on the side.

Having a girl on the side means a guy has 2 girls. A guy who has none has no mistress.

by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019

Scissor Misters

Sexual position where two gentlemen slot their legs on either side of each other so that they can grind their penises together or his shaft to the other's sack, whichever the males prefer. They can also choose to graze the other's butthole as a form of pleasuring one another. The male equivalent of a "scissor sister."

Not only do Mike and Sameer sit next to one another at work, but they are also secretly scissor misters.

by Carrie Underw00d February 27, 2011

Mosterist

When something is more than moster

I love you mosterist

by J0$HÜÅ November 17, 2016