mattaface

White idiots that go around trying to act "ghetto"

Yo Nigg! Dat mattaface is wack!

by ghetto fab May 8, 2003

Meataphor

Any word used to replace the name of the source animal of a meat with it's euphemistic title, such as "Beef", or "Pork" as opposed to "cow" or "pig".

"Would you like the chicken, fish, or beef entree?"

"What's a beef?"

"It's a meataphor."

by VocalVegan July 6, 2009

meital

one who helps others in time of need and lives at home

Ido and Sarita live with A meital

by De best sis March 8, 2008

Matta

Unit measuring the tightness of a vagina. The matta is a torque rating based on Newtons per metre squared of pressure uniformly exerted on any object being pushed between the labia.

Tightness ranges between -5 and +10, with 0 having been normalised by the authors at 0 for most girls. -5 is frankly paedophillic and anything +5 is reserved for anything that has given birth and torn their organs open.

The optimum tightness is approximately -2 Mattas.

"yeah bruv, she was so tight, I swear down she was -2 mattas or some shit. I was splurting in like 20 seconds"

"You'll get over it mate, plenty more fish in the sea. I know she was tighter than a jew but you have to put mind over Matta"

"Ciao Luigi..... What's the Matta?!"
"Why it is 3 units of Matta Professor Rossi."

by Muzal May 20, 2007

meattard

Typical moron who eats meat (or animal products) and feels proud about it. Usually they're edgelords that will not recognise that animals have sentience or will just pretend they don't care about it because they think that makes them "manly" or "cavemen" They also deploy SJW arguments when confronting vegans 'cause they're "too mean". and conveniently become nutrition experts, evolutionary biologists & plant rights activists any time they spot a vegan.

They develop ED with ease so their masculinity is a very touchy subject.

Meattards favorite argument: "bacon tho"

by TMMV October 28, 2017

mehtab

mera chand kitna piyara hai
aur apni ammi ka raj dulara hai
baray pyar kay saath is ko dharti per utara hai

by Jin September 22, 2003

Mattao

The Italian equivalent of Matthew.

When Matthew went to Italy, he was confused when the people called him Mattao.

by Swettpants February 23, 2009