filth merchant

Some one who works at a fast food store.
(Overheard in Sydney, Australia)

1: I hear Shaz has a job.
2: Doing what?
1: Filth Merchant at Macca's

by rmcc70 May 14, 2005

merch

1.) Merch (n.) - Short for merchandise. This abbreviation is commonly used on websites that have online stores.

2.) Merch (n./adj.) - Used to refer to a wide spectrum of strains of marijuana. It is used to describe commercial-grade buds. Merch many times smells pretty good and has noticeable hairs on it. It is many times seedy. It can be good, but it isn't sought after nearly as much as chronic, however it is much better than schwag. It differs from chronic and so-called "Kind Bud" in that the smoke is more harsh, it is flavorless, and it is not as potent.

1.) Yo, check out the merch page on the Type O Negative website.

2.) Man, I tried to buy some regular old merch the other day, but all we got around here is chronic.

by r0akh January 15, 2007

back door merchant

a term used to describe a very gay man.

That fruity bastard is for sure a back door merchant.

by stillboy615 October 30, 2007

dong merchant

A derogatory term primarily used against males, referring to somebody who sells dongs, such as a male prostitue.

"Paul, you dong merchant"

by Koptor March 18, 2007

hard merchant

a very tough individual who can handle himself in a brawl despite being outnumbered
also known as a 'tank merchant'

person 1 : how did he take on those 3 guys and knock them all out ? is he a trained fighter ?

person 2 : no , hes just a fucking hard merchant

by jono9978 August 20, 2010

Big Metch

A Person That Has An Epicness Level Higher Than Anyone Else Alive. Commonly Used When Referring To Someone Who ISNT "Big Metch"

Michelle: Yeah I'm Pretty Epic

Mark: YOU THINK YOURE BIG METCH

Michelle: WTH

by CoolioMetcher July 21, 2011

gloom merchant

A sad, uninteresting person to be around and peddles gloom and sadness upon everyone.

Bill is such a downer that he is but a gloom merchant.

by FartButt January 24, 2014