lee mayo

A complete bullshitter, and compulsive liar.

"I had such a terrible childhood" said Harry
"Stop being a Lee Mayo" retorted James

by DerrickL9vwr69 March 4, 2023

Chucked the mayo

To ejaculate on to something

Oliver: Did I hear your grandson wanked onto his door?
Marge: Yes, and the handle's gone a bit stiff ever since Roger chucked the mayo at it

by Mischa July 6, 2017

mayo shower

When you cum all over a person

This is like a mayo shower

by The only pug July 16, 2021

Mayo soup

The act of female masturbation after a guy cums inside her

Apparentally Jenna wasn't done after we fucked so she started making mayo soup with herself.

by GGnoRE420swag November 16, 2015

Carley Mayo

Carley Mayo is the best friend anyone can ever have. Sure, she's a bitch at times but hey, who isn't? Even if you screw up to an almost unforgivable extent, she'll find it in her heart to forgive you. At some point in her life Carley will have suffered from depression but had the right help to get through it

If you're reading this, Carley Mayo. Thank you for being my friend :)

by Editmemes083 January 4, 2021

Daddy Mayo

The hip term used at the University of Calgary for man gravy, nut or jizz

"It was so hot when Mark covered me in his daddy mayo last night"
"Gross, I've still got daddy mayo in my hair"

by Mayo Daddy June 1, 2017

Mayo Day

Known to commoners as December 1st. Mayo Day refers to the huge cumsplosion that occurs on December 1st by those who were able to surpass the hellscape that is NNN (No Nut November).

Bro, I can't wait for Mayo Day.

by QuickTimeEvent November 1, 2020