MAXIMUM THRAXIUM

THE BOOF PACK THAT LORD BOOFIER ALMIGHTY USES PERSONALLY AS HIS GO TO. BOOFIER SMOKES ON THAT “OG DARK MATTER MAXIMUM THRAXIUM PACK” this is true by the way and I swear I’ve met BOOFIER before he told me this information trust…

“THE BOOF PACK THAT LORD BOOFIER ALMIGHTY BE SMOKING ON IS SO FIRE, THAT SHIT BE SOME MAXIMUM THRAXIUM!”

by BOOFÏER October 22, 2023

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Tousington Maximum

One can only achieve Tousington Maximum by being the most SENDY & Ferda kid on campus. You’re so fucking tuffy and glazeable that every girl wants to give you OD dome. You instill fear in your peers because you haze your professors.

Roomate: How was your night?

Subject: She’s coming over in 5.

Roomate: Holy shit you get OD tush I think you’ve reached Tousington Maximum.

Subject: I’m himmy.

by JackCarpet321 October 1, 2025

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Maximum Sus

The highest level of suspect activity an individual can possess at any given moment. For all the reasons or no reason at all.

Something is off with Jonathan Coose, dude is maximum sus.

by Aintthe1 January 26, 2023

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maximum-boobs hug

What you attain by slipping yer arms underneath a chesty chick's armpits and then drawing her ample upper-body pillowz snugly up against yer own chest; this gives you total and completely-unrestricted access to said delightful warm plump pliable mammaries, and so you can really snuggle up to said bountiful treasures and super-savor her softness and her soothing heartbeat.

Giving a maximum-boobs hug to a cute sweet-faced chick who's "well-endowed upstairs" is indeed one of a nice guy's favorite and most pleasurable activities; just remember to be extra gentle and careful wif her oversize baby-feeders when canoodling wif her in this "totally submissive and vulnerable" way, since she will no longer have her own arms positioned in front of her to protectively nudge you backwards if you started accidentally pinching or squishing her tender delicate buxomness wif yer own chest or arms.

by QuacksO February 22, 2023

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