Mathematical Orgy

An excessive use of numbers or statistics to quantify everything and everyone, be it in the collection of data in a census or survey, the use or misuse of analytics or metrics, and data harvesting by big tech companies, with the aim to brainwash or control people, and to influence their decisions and habits.

Both governments and media conglomerates haven’t ceased to indulge in mathematical orgy to track people’s likes and dislikes, emotions and moods, and fears and worries.

by Fasters April 18, 2023

Advanced Mathematics

How the heck you could see this shit and not say what the fucking shitty shit is this shit

Person 1: "Hey what's 1+2+4+8+...2^n?"
Person 2: "Supposed to be infinite, sounds logical"
Person 1: "Wrong, it's -1, at least according to p.acid number systems of measurement"
Person 2: "What the fuck?!"
Person 1: "It's called Advanced Mathematics"

by man367519 May 6, 2022

mathematics

study of ones self. Everything in the world is like numbers, connected and explainable. everything is mathematics

-mos def - mathematics

Why did one straw break the camel's back? Here's the secret:
the million other straws underneath it - it's all mathematics - Mos Def - Mathematics

by Neeraj.S May 13, 2005

mathemagician

A person who by way of magic solves difficult mathematical problems.

"Boy Mr. Jargon, you sure are a great mathemagician."

by ak7 November 16, 2006

mathurbating

Mathurbating- the act of creating math problems for ones self to solve for sexual pleasure

Dick: dude ted's mom walked in on him mathurbating

by Solid5nake98 November 12, 2013

madhumita arasaratnam

madhumita arasaratnam is long name so for short ppl call her " madhu pita bread arrested rat-nam" madhumita is the person who is very aggressive and loud, she beats people up, nd she the type to have more than 6 crushes at once she just cant get enough. but overall a madhumita arasaratnam is a kind hearted person who loves everyone around her but just has a unique way of showing it

josh: have you seen that madhumita girl she rlly is something special
diana: ya she is I'm gonna go be her friend
(three years later after being friends diana ends up in the hospital with a broken arm)
we love us a madhumita arasaratnam

by coco banana monkey September 22, 2020

Mathematical Grawlix

A string of typographical and mathematical symbols, such as $#√(-1)+ and ∫eˣ = f(uⁿ), used in place of an obscenity, especially among geeks on social media.

Which mathematical grawlix would you dare sending to your boss after you’ve submitted your resignation letter?

by Covido May 31, 2022