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Mashing the potatoes

When during a blowjob the female/male giving the blowjob grabs a hold around the ball sac and crushes the balls.

Often done by people with "cbt" fetishes (check wiki) and also dominatrices.
"You cant believe how great it felt when Linda and I tried something new, she really likes Mashing the potatoes. It really spiced up our marriage and felt great."
by FilledZac November 22, 2019
mugGet the Mashing the potatoesmug.

Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!
I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.
by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023
mugGet the Mashed Potato Captainmug.

mashed potato

Slur. A derogatory term used to describe a homosexual who receives anal fornication frequently and subsequently their anus is mashed out like potatoes.
“that pofta fucks every man… he’s definitely a mashed potato
by negr0thehero May 7, 2023
mugGet the mashed potatomug.

mashed potato baddie

A girl whose sole occupation consists of expertly mashing spuds day in and day out, turning the humble tuber into a work of culinary art!
Chef 1: "Who's on the mashed potato baddie duty tonight?"
Chef 2: "I did it yesterday, so it's your turn today!"
Chef 1: "Fair enough, I'll be the mashed potato baddie today and whip up a batch that'll have everyone begging for seconds."
by BeanieBenny February 16, 2024
mugGet the mashed potato baddiemug.

Mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes are just Irish guacamole.
Hey Bro, did you know that mashed potatoes are just Irish guacamole.
Bro, what the fuck
by concon15 October 28, 2021
mugGet the Mashed potatoesmug.

Mash Your Potato

V. Mash potatoing.

To slam someone's pussy.
Dude 1: Hey can I mash your potato?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah dude!!!
by Mr. William Collins December 12, 2021
mugGet the Mash Your Potatomug.

Mashed Potato Muncher

by malarky5438 September 23, 2023
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