mayonnaise toes

When one ejaculates onto a woman's toes.

She looked at me and said "give me mayonnaise toes please"

by Mr.Pickles May 29, 2016

Mangontodaycalaloopy

When your looking outside your window and you just see beautiful sunny skies AND your just like ahh it's a beautiful day outside

It just such a Mangontodaycalaloopy day, I just love Mangontodaycalaloopy days their the best

by Mangontodaycalaloopy January 14, 2021

Mayonnaisecake

Really hot and funny instagram account who is also really funny and hot and famous and funny on instagram.

Jonny: do you know what is funny
Jonathan, jon, jo, jojo ,joe and johnny: what is funny?
Jonny: Mayonnaisecake
Jonathan, jon, jo, jojo ,joe and johnny: true i do think mayonnaisecake is quite the comedic instagram account.

by Internet Safety Robot February 25, 2021

mayonnaise'd

When Brandon Buckingham squirts a whole jar of mayonnaise into Danny Mullen's face for being a narcissistic asshole.

I mayonnaise'd him so hard. The aftermath looked like he got jizzed on by 100 gay men.

by GaryWinthorpe22 April 9, 2021

Mancon

extremely swag YouTube channel, though the videos are unlisted, and can only be viewed via a direct YouTube link. These videos are very comical and will make you lol (laugh out loud).

ZAMN that Mancon video was great

by Sensei_Wu25 January 23, 2022

Mayonnaise Handshake

A handjob. Milking the dick for that secret sauce. (also acceptable: mayo handshake)

1: Damn, what’s that ambulance doing behind the car dealership at this time of night?
2: Probably giving each other mayonnaise handshakes!

by Chloe_Renee June 29, 2023

Fish Mayonnaise

When a nasty girl with a fishy vag has irregular discharge.

"You need to change your underwear they are covered in fish mayonnaise!"

"Do you need a vagasil wipe for your fish mayonnaise?"

by Bitches ain't shit July 8, 2015